penisgate 

A penisgate is the event of an unwanted penis being pulled out of the trousers. If two people are making out, and the guy pulls out his penis but it is unwanted by the girl, it is a penisgate.

Vanessa: "Yeah so we were making out on the futon when he pulled out his penis..."

Jaquel: "Shit, penisgate?!"

Vanessa: "And then the next week, I was making out with another dude in a stairwell, and he did it too!"

Jaquel: "DAMN. PENISGATE: THE SEQUEL?!?"

penisgate by Vanessa416 June 16, 2011

Penisage 

When a man massages the inside of a woman's vagina with the outside of his penis.

Hey baby! I'd love to give you a penisage.

Penisage by lkdzzbls September 10, 2010

Penispaste 

Where one man brushes another man/women's teeth, with his penis, using his splooge(cum) as toothpaste

Person 1: "oh no, I've forgotten my toothpaste!"
Person 2: "don't worry, we will just use penispaste! I hope you don't have braces!"

Penispaste by Glby January 16, 2014

Penialated 

Having your nudes shown without your consent

Hey bob you've been penialated

Penialated by Tahlia&rayne November 1, 2016

penistealthography 

The art of taking a photograph of a scenic item (ie; Flower Arrangement)that cleverly has your penis displayed in a stealthy fashion.

Hey Bob, I saw your latest penistealthography picture hanging on your Mother Inlaws livingroom wall, ya think she will ever notice it?

penistealthography by Bikerbob December 10, 2007

penistrate 

Verb.

To penetrate someone with a penis, typically your own.

I'm going to call up that hooker, on craigslist, and penistrate her for $150 an hour.

penistrate by Margeret Shadowski August 30, 2008

penisite

a man with a small penis

My eleven year old brother is a penisite being that he has not yet reached puberty.

penisite by Hermione Wannabe March 3, 2007