Penisiology

A very specified branch of Kinesiology, in which the entire focus is only on the movement of the penis and penis related kinetics.

I was disappointed when my university told me they do not offer a degree in penisiology, as I felt that was a very under-represented scientific branch of study.

Penisiology by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Penisiology

a very cool branch of study that involves inspecting various physical and chemical properties of the human penis. Some branches of Penisiology studies length, diameter, volume. Deeper studies also include smell, taste, and deep-throatability. If you are extreme, you can study the melting point, boiling point, and the point of decomposition. Manuel data collection is required in most cases.

Rachel is an expert on Penisiology: she has collected data on 1487192 dicks in her school; yet she still refuses to give a blowjob to her boyfriend. How sad.

Penisiology by rrrachelzhh September 1, 2018

penisology 

The study of wieners.

Hey! Me and greg had a great time in penisology class today.

penisology by cheese and quackers June 27, 2014

Peniology 

Peniology is the study of the male sex organ.

The peniologist studies peniology.

Peniology by cavecrickets March 5, 2009

penisological clock

A penisological clock may also be known as an erectile clock. This penis aging clock is a "sex predictor" that can be used to measure the age of a guy when he can resume having an affair with another person outside of his marriage. It can have some psychological consequences as it can be tied to relationship difficulties, erectile dysfunction and masculine self-image.

Me: I know what you're capable of.
Him: I hope I'm not so old when we get together again that I can't perform.
Me: Yea, your penisological clock is ticking. :)

penisological clock by Pools Rule October 19, 2015

Peniology 

Study Course in which men line up outside a clinic in order to have their penis examined using a metre stick. The purpose of this is to determine whether or not they suffer from micropenis. The course spans over a total of 25 years.

Shoutout to Kiera.

Kiera-"Mum, Dad, I got into University.

Mum- " I'm so proud of you, Kiera, what are you studying?
Kiera-"Peniology.
Dad-"Never heard of it, What is it?
Kiera-"Look it up.
(They look it up)
Both Parents-"I think it's time you leave"
Kiera-"Why?
Dad-"Listen, I'm gonna be honest- you're a dissapointment that's why.

Peniology by MASTEROFPENIOLOGY October 6, 2017

penistologist 

An academically achieved doctor who specializes in the area of the male genitals. Usually these doctors are private and mainly only work with rich bastards.

Kid: Mum my penis hurts.
Mum: Ok hunny, don't worry I'll call the penistologist!

penistologist by Jordaninator August 22, 2011