FMS

abbreviation for the phrase "fuck me sideways"

Used during a time of aggression when something doesn't go according to plan, not actually as a command.

The abbreviation is generally used so parental figures don't know wtf you're saying.

Person 1: I heard you got rejected by that fly ass bitch.

Person 2: Yeah...FMS.

by alwaysmercurial April 20, 2009

fms

So basically when you lose your shit and need to go grrrr.

Aka the opposite of golly gosh
Aka fuck me sideways

fms
At this age at this hour how are the bitches still arguing we all know who the clear bitch is.

by fms/golly gosh July 24, 2021

FMS

Acronym for Fuck Me Sideways

FMS! That burger was huge!

by Montespan July 12, 2011

FMS

Freak My Shit as in fuck this dick!

Man my bitch FMS last night my nigga and all I could do was be amazed!

I wish she would hurry up and FMS!

by effinprodigious January 5, 2012

FMS

means Fuck Miss S***** REDACTED

Bro FMS

Kid: FMS am I right
Other Kid: Bro FMS, FMS, FMS

by LordOfDank September 27, 2019

FMS

Fuck my school
Something you say when you just hate your school

Ahh, I have so much homework to do. FMS!!

by Avvegc November 11, 2012

FMS

Fuck My Spelling

AnonymousNo27 rolls up sleeve on shit to blind those around self.
AnonymousNo27: Shirt*...FMS

by AnonymousNo27 August 7, 2013