Penis rack

When a man wears really tight shorts. So its like his bits are on show.

Loving the new penis rack on beckham, leaves nothing to the imagination.

by Arethanto March 24, 2013

penispack

a bag in which you keep your penis.

I keep my dick in my penispack so tat it doesnt get dirty.

by Pabs S. December 31, 2008

penisrock

Penisrock is the genre of music that Nickelback is most commonly associated with. Penisrock encompasses the queer marlboro style of vocals, terrible redundant power chords, and an overall lack of creativity. "How you remind me" is a prime example of a penisrock song.

Mike- Wow did you hear that new penisrock band?
Sean- I thought the only penisrock band was Nickelback?
Mike- Oh wait that's true.

by jjjjecht October 16, 2009

Penisjacker

1. Someone who goes round ripping people trousers and underwear off, then they usually just take your penis.

2. An alternative to calling someone homosexual or gay. It literally means they jack off to penis, therefore called a penisjacker.

1. Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your clothes?

Guy 2: A goddamn penisjacker was in the bushes, he jacked my penis.

2. Guy 1: Ralf, what's johnno doing in the closet?

Guy 2: Leave him, he's a penisjacker - jacking off to nobs.

by Wack02k12 December 14, 2012

penisrock

Rock music with a male lead singer; see also clitrock.

The lead singer for that one penisrock band is pretty hot.

by Anna Ng June 23, 2006

penissack

Penis... But in a sack!

"You penissack!"

by monk eeeeeee November 20, 2022