Penisjacker

1. Someone who goes round ripping people trousers and underwear off, then they usually just take your penis.

2. An alternative to calling someone homosexual or gay. It literally means they jack off to penis, therefore called a penisjacker.

1. Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your clothes?

Guy 2: A goddamn penisjacker was in the bushes, he jacked my penis.

2. Guy 1: Ralf, what's johnno doing in the closet?

Guy 2: Leave him, he's a penisjacker - jacking off to nobs.

by Wack02k12 December 14, 2012

Penisbocker

When your penis jiggles around like the dice on a car mirror during a workout, or when your penis gets stuck to your thighs.

Oh SHIT, I got a penisbocker.

by Mozzarambe April 2, 2017

penislicker

A penislicker is one who licks penis on a regular basis, or one who enjoys such activity immensely.

NATHAN: John, you're such a fucking penislicker.
JOHN: Go to hell Nathan.

by John Q. Nixon March 12, 2009

Penisfucker

One who fucks penis

hey andrew, I heard you fuck penis, are you a penisfucker?

by xavier wells October 18, 2010

penislicker

some one who licks a pedestrians penis in secret, trying to remain unnoticed while still enjoying the taste of the strangers penis.

Dude i was standing on the sidewalk and waiting for the bus, when i noticed a penislicker on my dick!

by randomcrapping April 9, 2011

penislicker9000

The legenedary succ giver

that's a penislicker9000

by mhedjasd July 10, 2019

peniwhacker

Someone who whacks off any random penis thats put before them with out asking any questions

My goodness you are a great peniwhacker.

by Rod Lemmiwinks Stewartson March 5, 2018