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penisrock 

Penisrock is the genre of music that Nickelback is most commonly associated with. Penisrock encompasses the queer marlboro style of vocals, terrible redundant power chords, and an overall lack of creativity. "How you remind me" is a prime example of a penisrock song.
Mike- Wow did you hear that new penisrock band?
Sean- I thought the only penisrock band was Nickelback?
Mike- Oh wait that's true.
penisrock by jjjjecht October 16, 2009
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penisrock 

Rock music with a male lead singer; see also clitrock.
The lead singer for that one penisrock band is pretty hot.
penisrock by Anna Ng June 23, 2006

penisbrücke 

Penisbrücke ist wenn zwei meist Bundeswehr Soldaten ihre männlichen Geschlechtsteile an einander pressen und anschließend die Vorhäute übereinander schieben.
Wollen wir eine Penisbrücke brauen?
Bock auf Penisbrücke?

Penisbocker 

When your penis jiggles around like the dice on a car mirror during a workout, or when your penis gets stuck to your thighs.
Oh SHIT, I got a penisbocker.
Penisbocker by Mozzarambe April 2, 2017

penislicker 

A penislicker is one who licks penis on a regular basis, or one who enjoys such activity immensely.
NATHAN: John, you're such a fucking penislicker.
JOHN: Go to hell Nathan.
penislicker by John Q. Nixon March 12, 2009

penisickle

Make a mold of your penis. Take the mold and fill it with your favorite frozen flavor of juice or kool-aid and toss it in the freezer. Once frozen solid, your girl can use it to fuck herself or practice blow jobs and then eat it afterwards. (Patent Pending)
She was rodding herself with the forzen cherry flavored penisickle.
penisickle by wadesworld September 1, 2010

Penissoccer 

A game in which several fully-nude men replace the plastic figurines of a foosball table with their penises, and play the game normally.

First one to get a boner loses.
"Hey man, what's wrong?
I lost a game of Penissoccer."
Penissoccer by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011