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clitrock 

(n): music for lesbians that like to rawk. See Melissa Etheridge.
"I wonder when Columbia House is going to add clitrock to their selections?"
clitrock by Scott M May 10, 2005

Clitcock 

When a women's clitoris is so huge and dangly that it resembles a penis.
Yo man, I got in Brenda's pants last night as she's got a gnarly clitcock.
Clitcock by PapaDon1237 October 10, 2009

Clitrocious 

"I went down on Becky the other night"

"Oh yeah? How did it go?"

"It was terrible, her vagina was clitrocious! I almost threw up in her box"
Clitrocious by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015

clitcock 

An excessively large clitoris or excessively small penis.
I can't tell if it's a clit or a cock. So I'll call it a clitcock.
clitcock by LudwigVam January 3, 2004

caitrocksmyworld 

the idiotic ramblings of a twelve-year-old boy, sparked when the aforementioned girl asked him for the time at the bus stop. He then spends the next three weeks glancing at her and following her around before abandoning said crush when he sees a tabloid photo of Maria Sharapova.
someone get this garbage off the site...
caitrocksmyworld by maks August 16, 2004
A clit that is so big it resembles a cock. Hence Clitock.
clitock by Turtlecopperhead November 27, 2017
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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