penispack

a bag in which you keep your penis.

I keep my dick in my penispack so tat it doesnt get dirty.

by Pabs S. December 31, 2008

Pennypacker

1. A male, ranging in height from 5’5 to 5’8, who is submissive to their wife’s demands.

2. One who lacks yeets.

“I don’t think Josh is coming tonight, Jenn told him no. He’s such a pennypacker.”

by Condog Twitty August 12, 2021

Penisbocker

When your penis jiggles around like the dice on a car mirror during a workout, or when your penis gets stuck to your thighs.

Oh SHIT, I got a penisbocker.

by Mozzarambe April 2, 2017

Penispanties

The opposite of asshat. Used as a compliment for people who act cool and not like asshats.

Did you see Jack today? He beat up the guy stole my mentos right out of my mouth, he was such a penispanties

by Bidoofism January 24, 2021

penislicker

A penislicker is one who licks penis on a regular basis, or one who enjoys such activity immensely.

NATHAN: John, you're such a fucking penislicker.
JOHN: Go to hell Nathan.

by John Q. Nixon March 12, 2009

penisickle

Make a mold of your penis. Take the mold and fill it with your favorite frozen flavor of juice or kool-aid and toss it in the freezer. Once frozen solid, your girl can use it to fuck herself or practice blow jobs and then eat it afterwards. (Patent Pending)

She was rodding herself with the forzen cherry flavored penisickle.

by wadesworld September 1, 2010

Penispaste

Where one man brushes another man/women's teeth, with his penis, using his splooge(cum) as toothpaste

Person 1: "oh no, I've forgotten my toothpaste!"
Person 2: "don't worry, we will just use penispaste! I hope you don't have braces!"

by Glby January 16, 2014