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Double Fisted Penis Pull 

The act of masturbating with two hands on the shaft.
John could have been in the Olympics he was a pro at the Double Fisted Penis Pull.

Make like a penis and pull out

When you excuse yourself quickly you use this expression.
Boy walks away from table. "I'm going to make like a penis and pull out."

pull a penis 

when you yank on a penis far too aggressively.
Doctor: What caused you to bleed so profusely?
Man: The girl I fucked last night decided to pull a penis.
pull a penis by Golden Kitty March 12, 2018

Penis Pullers 

Another word for skinny jeans except, that these will make your penis size decrease, and make you a social outcast hence the name Penis Pullers.
Look at that dude he's totally rocking Penis Pullers
Penis Pullers by RomeyPooh March 30, 2011

penis puller

some one who is infatuated with the male genital region, pulling at it is one of there more favoured activities.
did you hear johns mum is a penis puller, thats why were never invited over, his dad and him wear cricket boxes because she almost ripped his dad's off once.
penis puller by yardacer August 29, 2005

Penis puller

Someone who's an asshole.
John was such a penis puller today when he pushed me down the stairs.
Penis puller by Bitches420 February 15, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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