Penis Tear

The last drop of cum that can be squeezed out of the penis after ejaculating.

Shit I didn't get that last penis tear out.

I got a penis tear in my boxers.

by Free Dan January 24, 2013

Penis tears

A euphemism for male ejaculate

I must have had a good dream, because when I woke up this morning, there were penis tears all over my bed sheets.

by JAKIL March 28, 2015

Penis Tears

When a man goes up to his crying partner and wipes away their tears with his penis.

What's the matter baby, don't cry, do you want some penis tears?

by blazerchick5 February 19, 2011

Penis tears

Also know as Semen.

She used to make my eyes cry but now she makes my penis cry too. Penis Tears.

by The Glunk January 1, 2012

penistealthography

The art of taking a photograph of a scenic item (ie; Flower Arrangement)that cleverly has your penis displayed in a stealthy fashion.

Hey Bob, I saw your latest penistealthography picture hanging on your Mother Inlaws livingroom wall, ya think she will ever notice it?

by Bikerbob December 10, 2007

Penistarian

Someone whose diet consists mainly of Penis. e.g. cock dick

Ever since she started college she has become such a Penistarian.

He joined the army? Yeah, he wanted to be a Penistarian.

by Straadius August 1, 2009

Penisternal

A penis which is inverted internally into the body rather than external.

Don Harvey's got a hard on and now he's got pimples on his ass from his penisternal.

by Stickman Straw www.mobarksclub.com December 28, 2004