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Derived from the word Pianist. Thus Imagine Penist. Then change Penis to Cock and hold the 's' and 't'. Now imagine if this cockst was a master of what he does? Thus Cockstmaster
Ray Charles is a true Cockstmaster, plus he's a cool black guy.
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The term used for when mooning someone while at the same time shitting. The sparkling sensation in the light makes the fresh fecal matter sparkle. Hence Glitter Gulch
Handy Jesus got to see Makeshift Villains Glitter Gulch, it Fuckin' Sparkled!
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A penis which is inverted internally into the body rather than external.
Don Harvey's got a hard on and now he's got pimples on his ass from his penisternal.
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