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Penisweasel 

A person who will interrupt a friends attemp to seduce a person of the opposite sex, just to introduce themselves and try to seduce the same person.
Taylor: Would you like to get out of here and go back to my place?

Object of Seduction: Well...

Josh: Excuse me, I'm Josh. Can I buy you a shot?

Taylor: Dammit Josh, you penisweasel
Penisweasel by Yeah-Booooy January 29, 2014

penisary contact 

The act of making contact with the penis. Most likely revering to sexual intercourse.

First used by Tony Soprano in a session with Dr. Melfi.
Tony: So you're telling me it's possible that the two of dem never made uh penisary contact?

Dr. Melfi: I think your inquiring about something that I have no personal knowledge of.
penisary contact by Geoff Ross March 2, 2009

peniswag 

Its etymology is widely disputed but latest research has proven that it was first used by a certain boy in the german town "Rheine" who randomly rearranged the letters on his keyboard during a horrendously boring english lesson and here by accidentally discovered it. It is a fusion of the words "penis" and "swag."

Combined, these words have no meaning but what one might try to convey through the sentence and it's verbal delivery. It can be used as a verb, a noun, an adjective and an adverb.
Dude, that was totally Peniswag!

Here Peniswag takes the meaning of the word gnarly.

His Peniswagging days were over for good.
Here its meaning is generally undefined.

Your Peniswag is totally fucked up.
Here Peniswag could mean anything from chi to karma to health.
peniswag by Lockhart of Sharpton November 3, 2013

penisberg 

An iceberg in the shape of a penis. Not many people know this, but that's why the titanic got fucked.
Crew member: Did we just hit an iceberg?!?
Captain: Negative, that was a penisberg.
penisberg by essemmdee March 17, 2011
A Peniser is a chronic and dedicated Masturbator. Most Penisers penis their penis for hours at a time and are very proud of being Masturbators.
Steve: I know Tony is a Peniser.
Rick: How do you know?
Steve: I saw him penising himself all day on Chaturbate yesterday.
Rick: Wow, I would have never guessed, he seems like such a nice guy

Mark: I always knew that guy was a Wanker!
Peniser by Antonio El Pajero March 15, 2019

penistealthography 

The art of taking a photograph of a scenic item (ie; Flower Arrangement)that cleverly has your penis displayed in a stealthy fashion.
Hey Bob, I saw your latest penistealthography picture hanging on your Mother Inlaws livingroom wall, ya think she will ever notice it?
penistealthography by Bikerbob December 10, 2007
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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