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Penisweasel 

A person who will interrupt a friends attemp to seduce a person of the opposite sex, just to introduce themselves and try to seduce the same person.
Taylor: Would you like to get out of here and go back to my place?

Object of Seduction: Well...

Josh: Excuse me, I'm Josh. Can I buy you a shot?

Taylor: Dammit Josh, you penisweasel
Penisweasel by Yeah-Booooy January 29, 2014

penisary contact 

The act of making contact with the penis. Most likely revering to sexual intercourse.

First used by Tony Soprano in a session with Dr. Melfi.
Tony: So you're telling me it's possible that the two of dem never made uh penisary contact?

Dr. Melfi: I think your inquiring about something that I have no personal knowledge of.
penisary contact by Geoff Ross March 2, 2009

peniswag 

Its etymology is widely disputed but latest research has proven that it was first used by a certain boy in the german town "Rheine" who randomly rearranged the letters on his keyboard during a horrendously boring english lesson and here by accidentally discovered it. It is a fusion of the words "penis" and "swag."

Combined, these words have no meaning but what one might try to convey through the sentence and it's verbal delivery. It can be used as a verb, a noun, an adjective and an adverb.
Dude, that was totally Peniswag!

Here Peniswag takes the meaning of the word gnarly.

His Peniswagging days were over for good.
Here its meaning is generally undefined.

Your Peniswag is totally fucked up.
Here Peniswag could mean anything from chi to karma to health.
peniswag by Lockhart of Sharpton November 3, 2013

penisberg 

An iceberg in the shape of a penis. Not many people know this, but that's why the titanic got fucked.
Crew member: Did we just hit an iceberg?!?
Captain: Negative, that was a penisberg.
penisberg by essemmdee March 17, 2011
A Peniser is a chronic and dedicated Masturbator. Most Penisers penis their penis for hours at a time and are very proud of being Masturbators.
Steve: I know Tony is a Peniser.
Rick: How do you know?
Steve: I saw him penising himself all day on Chaturbate yesterday.
Rick: Wow, I would have never guessed, he seems like such a nice guy

Mark: I always knew that guy was a Wanker!
Peniser by Antonio El Pajero March 15, 2019

penistealthography 

The art of taking a photograph of a scenic item (ie; Flower Arrangement)that cleverly has your penis displayed in a stealthy fashion.
Hey Bob, I saw your latest penistealthography picture hanging on your Mother Inlaws livingroom wall, ya think she will ever notice it?
penistealthography by Bikerbob December 10, 2007