Michiganize

To cut the sleeves off a shirt
Wow! I didn't realize you could Michiganize a polo!
by JAKIL October 14, 2016
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Tenner

A stone that is good for skipping. It’s flat, smooth, and could potentially give you ten skips in the water.
I hate when I see a rock that looks like a tenner, but when I pick it up it has a big point on the bottom.
by JAKIL May 20, 2020
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Blonde starfish

Kyle got a blonde starfish to prepare for the porn he was shooting.
by JAKIL June 07, 2016
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Penis tears

I must have had a good dream, because when I woke up this morning, there were penis tears all over my bed sheets.
by JAKIL March 24, 2015
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