Definitions by JAKIL

Tenner 

A stone that is good for skipping. It’s flat, smooth, and could potentially give you ten skips in the water.

I hate when I see a rock that looks like a tenner, but when I pick it up it has a big point on the bottom.

Tenner by JAKIL May 20, 2020

Michiganize 

To cut the sleeves off a shirt

Wow! I didn't realize you could Michiganize a polo!

Michiganize by JAKIL October 14, 2016

Blonde starfish 

A bleached asshole.

Kyle got a blonde starfish to prepare for the porn he was shooting.

Blonde starfish by JAKIL June 7, 2016

Penis tears 

A euphemism for male ejaculate

I must have had a good dream, because when I woke up this morning, there were penis tears all over my bed sheets.

Penis tears by JAKIL March 28, 2015