JAKIL's definitions

Blonde starfish

A bleached asshole.

Kyle got a blonde starfish to prepare for the porn he was shooting.

by JAKIL June 7, 2016

Tenner

A stone that is good for skipping. It’s flat, smooth, and could potentially give you ten skips in the water.

I hate when I see a rock that looks like a tenner, but when I pick it up it has a big point on the bottom.

by JAKIL May 20, 2020

Penis tears

A euphemism for male ejaculate

I must have had a good dream, because when I woke up this morning, there were penis tears all over my bed sheets.

by JAKIL March 28, 2015

Michiganize

To cut the sleeves off a shirt

Wow! I didn't realize you could Michiganize a polo!

by JAKIL October 14, 2016