Penis Brie

Smegma, Knob Cheese, Cock Cheddar, Prong Gouda.

How come my helmet is covered with Penis Brie?

Penis Brie by Marty from Oz November 25, 2003

Brie Penis Cure 

A way to treat erectile dysfunction using soft cheese.

Stephen Colbert: "I thought Reince Priebus might be an anagram for something but all I could find was Brie Penis Cure ... It makes sense, he is from Wisconsin"

As shown on the Colbert Report, Jan. 5, 2011

Brie Penis Cure by LongLiveTheRBV January 7, 2011

penisbreath

one who's breath smells like penis.

Holly, stop sucking dick, you penisbreath!

penisbreath by Chelsea March 28, 2003

penisbreath

A name Elliott calls his brother in Steven Speilburg's "E.T. : The Extraterrestrial"

Shut up, penisbreath!

penisbreath by nananathan February 3, 2008

Penisbread 

Penisbread is a dick between two slices of bread. You can only use this word if you are a holy child of god. If you don’t worship black Jesus this word is forbidden.

Reese randomly out of nowhere: Penisbread

Penisbread by Reese has a peepeeeee September 7, 2019

penisfriend 

A guy who is only kept around for sexual purposes, with no serious romantic or emotional connection. Unlike a friend with benefits, a penisfriend's only function is to respond to bootycalls--an actual friendship does not not exist (but one may develop as a side effect).

A dildo with its own life.

My roommate's trying to take it slow with this new guy she really likes, so she's got a penisfriend on the side to vent all of her sexual frustration.

penisfriend by HLRP April 1, 2011

Penisbread 

Mikel folding a slice of bread in a specific way to make it look like the head of a penis.

"Penisbread = The New Jesus"

Penisbread by Anonymous May 16, 2003