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penusis grande
penusis grande by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017
Explosive Penosis
Explosive Penosis is a chronic respiratory disease in which the sperm shooting penis walls, burst due to the massive amount of sperm built into the penis.
Oh shit Bro my man was edging so hard he got Explosive Penosis
No way man the sperm exploded his penis
Oh shit his penis built up he got explosive penosis
No way man the sperm exploded his penis
Oh shit his penis built up he got explosive penosis
Explosive Penosis by Holy_creator32 December 2, 2019
Penisism
1. rule or domination by a the person with the largest penis.
2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest penis.
3. a way of determining order by the size of the penis of the participants.
2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest penis.
3. a way of determining order by the size of the penis of the participants.
Allan: So, who gets to go first ?
Bob: Definitely me, by right of penisism.
Allan: Huh ?
Bob: My penis is way bigger than yours Allan.
Allan: ...
Bob: Definitely me, by right of penisism.
Allan: Huh ?
Bob: My penis is way bigger than yours Allan.
Allan: ...
Penisism by Ragnarok7000 October 29, 2009
penisist
Sarah is a penisist. Her advice to other inspiring penisists is: "You have to be careful. They have to be hard."
penisist by Nickel For A Smile April 9, 2009
Peneis
Alex:Oh fuck boi that a big Peneis!!!!1
Frank:Oh yee boi, you want too succ??
Alex: :0 <=================================8
Frank:Oh yee boi, you want too succ??
Alex: :0 <=================================8
Peneis by Dank Meme Produtions June 22, 2018
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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