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Penosis is a respiratory chronic disease in which the sperm shooting walls open and the penis splits straight from the middle.
Oh shit he has two dicks he probably has penosis
Penosis by Holy_creator32 December 2, 2019
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Explosive Penosis 

Explosive Penosis is a chronic respiratory disease in which the sperm shooting penis walls, burst due to the massive amount of sperm built into the penis.
Oh shit Bro my man was edging so hard he got Explosive Penosis

No way man the sperm exploded his penis

Oh shit his penis built up he got explosive penosis
Explosive Penosis by Holy_creator32 December 2, 2019

penusis grande 

The latin name for a very large "willie"
Does that animal have a penusis grande?
penusis grande by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017
The touching of tips
"Do you want to peosis."
Peosis by FLUFFYKITTYDUCKLORD October 28, 2020

Pinosis Disorder 

Pinosis disorder is a rare disease discovered in the early 19th Century.A man named William Stchitzer discovered the disease when he notoced his Testcles shriveled up into a raisin like form.Since then many people reported of them having the disorder and doctors strive to find a cure!
James' Was diagnosed with a rare deseas called Pinosis Disorder
Pinosis Disorder by Gman Fonter October 22, 2018
The French man shouted, "Penois!" at me as I stomped on his foot.
penois by Fat Washington November 5, 2003
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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