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Pend's the guy who will always make your day when your mad or upset.He will always be there for you no matter what, he's a good lover and he does mistakes time to time, and that's what makes him the best, well his stupid sometimes, but girls still like him
I will always love pendo

Joel will always be pendo girlfriend cuz the are cute together 💕💕💕
Pendo by Trolol557 November 26, 2016
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Pendo (in Slovak language) literally chocolate bread; also known as chocolatine is a type of viennoiserie sweet roll consisting of a cuboid-shaped piece of yeast-leavened laminated dough, similar in texture to a puff pastry, with one or two pieces of dark chocolate in the centre.
Adam: "If u suck my dick i will give u pendo."
Noro: "For pendo i will do anything."
#no homo
Pendo by vyhul enysom January 14, 2019
Jacks a pendo.
Pendo by hjr07 October 24, 2020
a gambling based lootcrate mechanism designed to target, and exploit children and vulnerable adults

coined by @21Kiloton
"Free DLC" is code for "pedocaches(crammed with microtransactions)"
pedocache by Artificial Deity September 17, 2018

pando moment 

A moment of existential angst where there's nothing really wrong, except everything is fucking wrong; a low-level freak out in which the world feels like it's about to end and you're just over everything, undergone by many in quarantine or just trying to live their day-to-day lives. This term was created on Michelle Gomez's Instagram in April of 2020.
"I can't bake anymore, cook anymore, dance anymore, I'm over it! It's a wee bit of a pando moment."

"Crying for no good reason? Piling on the pounds? Staring at the carpet? You might be having a PANDO MOMENT!"

Cred: michellegomezofficial on Instagram
pando moment by sadtwissystan April 30, 2020
A portmanteau of pedophile and conservative, used to refer to a member of the Republican party.
It's not just Roy Moore, Matt Gaetz, Dennis Hastert, Donald Trump, Mark Foley, Jim Jordan. All Republicans are pedocons, motivated primarily by the desire to molest children.