Pendog
An animal that is a half penguin, half dog. It will not move unless its master slaps it on the bottom multiple times. Once it does move, it will shake and flay around in a motion similar to a seizure in an attempt to run away. Their thicc rear ends wobble like a fresh bowl of jello and make it impossible to move on their own. Once provoked the Pendog will shake only its large rear legs in an attempt to kick the attacker and run away. Pendog's anatomy prevents it from moving without a human dragging it on a leash.
Person 1: Wow dude, your Pendog is real cute!
Person 2: Thanks mate, go on and slap its thicc ass!
Person 1: That shit be jigglin' respectfully.
Person 2: Thanks mate, go on and slap its thicc ass!
Person 1: That shit be jigglin' respectfully.
Pendog by pendogfromantarctica1 June 13, 2021
