Pendog

An animal that is a half penguin, half dog. It will not move unless its master slaps it on the bottom multiple times. Once it does move, it will shake and flay around in a motion similar to a seizure in an attempt to run away. Their thicc rear ends wobble like a fresh bowl of jello and make it impossible to move on their own. Once provoked the Pendog will shake only its large rear legs in an attempt to kick the attacker and run away. Pendog's anatomy prevents it from moving without a human dragging it on a leash.

Person 1: Wow dude, your Pendog is real cute!
Person 2: Thanks mate, go on and slap its thicc ass!
Person 1: That shit be jigglin' respectfully.

Pendog by pendogfromantarctica1 June 13, 2021

Peendog 

A peendog is one of those things that cannot simply be defined by words but is truly renounced by the way it holds itself in the true sense of itself.

John: "Peendog man, peendog"

Lee: I couldn't agree more, couldn't agree more.

Peendog by THE REAL PEENDOG May 26, 2019

Pendostan 

Пендостан-Pendostan
Derogatory title of USA in Russia.
Spellings:
Pendostanum- Пендостанум
Pendosiya- Пендосия

Нахуй Пендостан- Nahuy Pendostan- Fuck USA

Pendostan by Zakharov (Захаров) May 16, 2010

penog 

(n) pee-nog Someone who tools on people all the time and thinks their cool because of it.

Examples : I don't like penogs because they keep using me all the time.

Why are you friends with that penog?

penog by Sr. Unknown 12 December 22, 2009

Pedograph 

creepy paragraphs young girls get from creepers online trying to hook up with them.

Creeper:Hi.

Young Girl: Hello.

Creeper: You're gorgeous! I bet you's got a sexxxy body. You should come to my house and have some fun babygirl. Your parents won't know about it, right?

Young Girl: Nice pedograph.

Pedograph by rubyannbyf June 21, 2010

pedoglasses 

Creepy-looking glasses worn by sexual deviants and other types of undesirables, typically characterized as double-bridged with large, shiny lenses and steel frames, often modeled as aviator eyeglasses. Most wearers of these glasses should be avoided at all costs.

Watch out for any man characterized by the following:

1. Disheveled hair
2. Unkempt stubble and/or moustache
3. Tan windbreaker
4. Pedoglasses

pedoglasses by Roth Vantage March 31, 2015

pendolino 

When someone comes unstuck or gone off the rails. Or a situation doesn't quite go to plan.

"Dave's in hospital, he's gone Pendolino after seeing his wife with the milkman" or "this cunning plan of yours has gone a bit Pendolino"

pendolino by Alan D B April 2, 2007