Definitions by noapologies

Swag 

An inherent ability to sexually attract others which is generally non-conforming to what popular culture resorts to when attempting the same. An attitude, look, and way of carrying oneself which draws attention to that individual on a gluttural level, bypassing the conscious mind of the observer. In need of some serious and prolonged fucking.

I can't put my finger on it but that chick's got serious swag.

Swag by Noapologies December 3, 2014

Penage 

Size (or lack thereof) of a penis

He possessed massive penage. (or) His lack of penage was laughable.

Penage by noapologies February 26, 2003