Pelqing
Pelqing by ronaldmcbadass November 23, 2022
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pelqing
The act of wrapping a string around one’s urethra and squeezing the shaft in order to give the tip a more red and bulbous appearance.
Jimmy: I used to be really insecure about the size of my urethra so I tried tiring a string around the tip to enlarge it. You should try it sometime!
Steve: Oh! You mean you were pelqing? I started doing that a month ago!
Steve: Oh! You mean you were pelqing? I started doing that a month ago!
pelqing by Kay Ehm-Jeé March 28, 2024
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Pelqing • pelling • pelting along • pelingas • Pelking • pellingham • pelping • Pelting • Jude Pellingham • Potato Pelting
Potato Pelting
A method of tuberous crop violence commonly used to solve existential dilemmas.
The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is an exceptionally vicious weapon when utilized to provoke answers out of those who act stingy with the answers to life's more difficult questions.
The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is an exceptionally vicious weapon when utilized to provoke answers out of those who act stingy with the answers to life's more difficult questions.
"We will be forced to result to potato pelting if this identity crisis is not solved swiftly and absolutely."
Potato Pelting by A. Fakename October 27, 2009
pelting along
pelting along by Ben Crockett September 16, 2007
pelping
I was "pelping" your sister lastnight
pelingas
pelling
I was pelling her can so hard.
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