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Pelqing

When you make the blood rush to the tip of your penis so it blows up like a strawberry
her: Are you jelqing rn?
him: No pelqing
by ronaldmcbadass November 23, 2022
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pelqing

The act of wrapping a string around one’s urethra and squeezing the shaft in order to give the tip a more red and bulbous appearance.
Jimmy: I used to be really insecure about the size of my urethra so I tried tiring a string around the tip to enlarge it. You should try it sometime!

Steve: Oh! You mean you were pelqing? I started doing that a month ago!
by Kay Ehm-Jeé March 28, 2024
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Potato Pelting

A method of tuberous crop violence commonly used to solve existential dilemmas.

The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is an exceptionally vicious weapon when utilized to provoke answers out of those who act stingy with the answers to life's more difficult questions.
"We will be forced to result to potato pelting if this identity crisis is not solved swiftly and absolutely."
by A. Fakename October 27, 2009
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pelting along

This Q and A for RFS is really pelting along.
by Ben Crockett September 16, 2007
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pelping

Inserting the penis in the vagina continuously resulting in hardcore sex
I was "pelping" your sister lastnight
by sdjup January 12, 2016
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pelingas

I was hit in the pelingas when the baseball took a bad skip and hit me in the crotch .
by Gomezr123 May 29, 2016
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pelling

I was pelling her can so hard.
by tracils August 12, 2010
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