Urban Dictionary: Definitions by DeserTynker

Green-tard

A Liberal who gets defensive and irate when talking about renewable resources.

These green-tards think you can break physics law of conservation..

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"I really felt bad for them, it was obviously a phochop.."

Phochop by DeserTynker September 13, 2021

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Candy Hug- A quick embrace that lifts your whole day

She came in out of nowhere and gave me a candy hug, really made my whole day..

Candy Hug by DeserTynker September 7, 2021

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Show me those laboombies!

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Night shift giving morning wood twice a day, got me TGDH..

TGDH by DeserTynker April 2, 2021

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Envogued- Never gonna get it.. (Due to an unfortunate set of circumstances leading you directly into the friend zone.)

I tried to ask out my crush but I was envogued

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