A type of person that listens to others advice even though their own inner heart is where the truth lies. An alternative meaning used often in WA state to refer to a fat person working at a call center.

I called the peetz to get my phone fixed; it just got fucked up more.

Peetz by sayursorryimissu November 12, 2010

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Peetza

The correct spelling of pizza

Isaac: Do you want a pizza?
Zack: Did you just misspell peetza?

Isaac: Sorry, autocorrected haha

Zack: We’re talking right now, what the hell?

Isaac: *wipes forehead*

Zack: Don’t wipe my forehead again.

Peetza by WoIfie August 15, 2019

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peetz

a marijuahana cigarrette

WOaah fetten peetz man!!

peetz by souefettenpeetz February 21, 2005

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Peetza

How did you misspell pizza. It's like...
John: bro I love peetza
Gabe: you misspelled pizza
John: Oops must have been auto-korrect
Gabe: You misspelled auto correct
John: but we are talking face to face
Gabe: *breaths heavily*
John: don't breath on me *itches butt*
Gabe: don't itch my butt

John: can I get out of jail now?
Gabe: sure.

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Peetza by DustyMaple4 September 30, 2019

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peetz

Abbreviation of the word "pizza"

Man, I'm so hungry...

Yeah, dood, same here, I could really go for some fuckin' peetz right now

peetz by CAPTAINSQUAVE April 9, 2012

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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