Peketz

One whom prevaricates about the size of his johnson...

Billy: Yo ho I've got 12" of lovin sunshine up in here, and it's all fo you..
Ho's friend: Billy's such a Peketz... He ain't even got 3"...

by Beefy Johnson March 29, 2009

Pushing Peretz

When your teacher does not know how to use the word pushing p.

Bro your literally pushing Peretz

by Not Yassin February 2, 2022

Peetz

A type of person that listens to others advice even though their own inner heart is where the truth lies. An alternative meaning used often in WA state to refer to a fat person working at a call center.

I called the peetz to get my phone fixed; it just got fucked up more.

by sayursorryimissu November 12, 2010

Peetza

The correct spelling of pizza

Isaac: Do you want a pizza?
Zack: Did you just misspell peetza?

Isaac: Sorry, autocorrected haha

Zack: We’re talking right now, what the hell?

Isaac: *wipes forehead*

Zack: Don’t wipe my forehead again.

by WoIfie August 15, 2019

peetz

a marijuahana cigarrette

WOaah fetten peetz man!!

by souefettenpeetz February 21, 2005

Peetza

How did you misspell pizza. It's like...
John: bro I love peetza
Gabe: you misspelled pizza
John: Oops must have been auto-korrect
Gabe: You misspelled auto correct
John: but we are talking face to face
Gabe: *breaths heavily*
John: don't breath on me *itches butt*
Gabe: don't itch my butt

John: can I get out of jail now?
Gabe: sure.

Peetza Peetza

by DustyMaple4 September 30, 2019

peetz

Abbreviation of the word "pizza"

Man, I'm so hungry...

Yeah, dood, same here, I could really go for some fuckin' peetz right now

by CAPTAINSQUAVE April 9, 2012