Peetz 

A type of person that listens to others advice even though their own inner heart is where the truth lies. An alternative meaning used often in WA state to refer to a fat person working at a call center.

I called the peetz to get my phone fixed; it just got fucked up more.

Peetz by sayursorryimissu November 12, 2010

peetz 

a marijuahana cigarrette

WOaah fetten peetz man!!

peetz by souefettenpeetz February 21, 2005

peetz 

Abbreviation of the word "pizza"

Man, I'm so hungry...

Yeah, dood, same here, I could really go for some fuckin' peetz right now

peetz by CAPTAINSQUAVE April 9, 2012

preetza 

Dr. Steve Brule's way of saying pizza. Also calls a jetpack, "jretpack" and puppets,"pruppets"

My favorite food is preetza... and egg rolls. One time I ran out of egg rolls, so I went to the Great Wall of China to see if they had egg rolls, and they did

preetza by lenny potatochips November 16, 2012

Pretzel Boy 

Pretzel Boy – Noun /ˈpretsəl boi/– Derogatory slang used to describe a man child who LOVES pretzels.

Pretzel Boy ate that cheese covered soft pretzel even after it fell face down on the disgusting, contaminated, vomit stained, urinated on casino carpet.

Pretzel Boy by Giggles T. Clown September 23, 2014

peets 

A cute term for feets, particularly a cat’s or another animal’s

Look at those little peets!

peets by kil0j0ules September 13, 2018

cinch the peet 

The universal definition is "to get something done," but it can be stretched to mean "to close the deal," "to sell," etc. The opposite of procrastinating.

Person 1: I'm almost done with this report! I'm so close to cinching the peet!
Person 2: Yeah, dude, cinch the peet!

cinch the peet by The Best Bean April 23, 2015