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Pretzel Boy
Pretzel Boy – Noun /ˈpretsəl boi/– Derogatory slang used to describe a man child who LOVES pretzels.
Pretzel Boy ate that cheese covered soft pretzel even after it fell face down on the disgusting, contaminated, vomit stained, urinated on casino carpet.
Pretzel Boy by Giggles T. Clown September 23, 2014
Related Words
peetze • Pretzel • pretzeling • peeter • Peezer • Peetree • peeze • Pretzel Boy • pretzel day • peetz
Pretzel knickers
A term given to ladies knickers that have been rolled down the legs all the way to the floor then stepped out of, only to be left there looking like an Auntie Anne's pretzel.
Pretzel knickers by PF Jonny August 31, 2014
meat pretzel
two guys standing questionably close to each other. further amplified if they are naked, typically happening in gym locker rooms. in reference to their dongs tied in a knot.
meat pretzel by TallPeniz February 4, 2009
pretzel crunch
when a guy pushes your legs behind your head while having sex and proceeds to "crunch" you while putting all of his body weight on you. pain is usually associated with this position.
pretzel crunch by pretzelmaker1234 November 20, 2015
pretzel stamp
Like a mushroom stamp, but after you have anal sex and have the poopy dick you slap your poopycock on her face.
pretzel stamp by screamingdeal October 31, 2014
pretzel necklace
When someone wraps his/her legs around your neck simulating a pretzel shape for cunnilingus or what not
pretzel necklace by Jon93 May 18, 2016
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