peetze 

Peetze is the best boy you will ever meet he can put a smile on your face instantly and make you laugh 24/7 he’s kind hyper sometimes and a little bit stupid at times but that doesn’t affect his look he’s ugly but someday he will find a girl

Oh yeah peetze he’s the BEST

peetze by guelog November 26, 2019

Pretzel Boy 

Pretzel Boy – Noun /ˈpretsəl boi/– Derogatory slang used to describe a man child who LOVES pretzels.

Pretzel Boy ate that cheese covered soft pretzel even after it fell face down on the disgusting, contaminated, vomit stained, urinated on casino carpet.

Pretzel Boy by Giggles T. Clown September 23, 2014

Pretzel knickers 

A term given to ladies knickers that have been rolled down the legs all the way to the floor then stepped out of, only to be left there looking like an Auntie Anne's pretzel.

I better today up this apartment, I've left my pretzel knickers all over my bathroom!

Pretzel knickers by PF Jonny August 31, 2014

meat pretzel 

two guys standing questionably close to each other. further amplified if they are naked, typically happening in gym locker rooms. in reference to their dongs tied in a knot.

ben's standing so close to tom, they're practically kneading a meat pretzel.

meat pretzel by TallPeniz February 4, 2009

pretzel crunch 

when a guy pushes your legs behind your head while having sex and proceeds to "crunch" you while putting all of his body weight on you. pain is usually associated with this position.

"How was your night Kelly?"
"John pretzel crunched me so hard, I couldn't breathe."

pretzel crunch by pretzelmaker1234 November 20, 2015

pretzel stamp 

Like a mushroom stamp, but after you have anal sex and have the poopy dick you slap your poopycock on her face.

"Im gonna pretzel stamp that ho"

"Bitch got my dick all poopy, so I pretzel stamped her face"

pretzel stamp by screamingdeal October 31, 2014

pretzel necklace 

When someone wraps his/her legs around your neck simulating a pretzel shape for cunnilingus or what not

Mate....Donna totally pretzel necklaced me last night. Almost couldn't breathe

pretzel necklace by Jon93 May 18, 2016