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Pectoralysis 

Loss of pectoral muscle function and range of motion. Most commonly caused by excessive chest exercises in a workout.

Side effects include: Slowed Upper body movement speed, Soreness, Acute desire to stretch chest area, Chronic probing of chest.

Chronic Pectoralysis leads to: Enhanced Breast size, Rounding of breasts, Increased bench press, Enhanced Peacocking ablility

Exercises known to cause Pectoralysis:
-Bench Press
-Chest Flys
-Incline/Decline Bench Press
-Pec Deck
-Multiple Varriations of Push Ups (medicine ball, One handed, Bosu Walkovers, Etc..)
-I did the P-90X chest/Back workout and I had Pectoralysis for a week!

-Hey man did you get Pectoralysis from Mondays workout?

-Sorry Coach I cant do push ups today, I have a severe case of Pectoralysis.
A small 4-bedroomed republic founded in 2001AD by Peter Griffin (fat alchoholic)
I visited Petoria and all I got was a lousy doorknob. PETORIAN DOORKNOBS,HALF PRICE!!
Ancient Empire around the Rhode Island area. Founder names Peterious Griffith, where he was originally exiled from Poland in 1493 for crimes involving 3 chickens, a pair of sheers, and several bottles of air conditioner. Peterious died in 1534 from a fall on his knee. His men lived on until 1569 when Native Americans brought foreign diseases to them. Now President Peter Griffin rules the country under tyrannical rule.
Long live Petoria!

pitorable 

pitifully adorable; a combination between cute and sad
Lisa: Look, the puppy that just tripped and fell down the stairs!

Laura: Aww, so pitorable. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.
pitorable by aeve5 May 27, 2010
Engage in the physical act of love, especially when the actor is a prominent politician and is doing so notwithstanding marriage to another.
Gov. Sanford could have been a contender for the presidency, were it not for his decision to repeatedly pestork that Argentine.
pestork by chicago bureau July 16, 2009
Pitorro, is the ilegal drink in Puerto Rico... It's like moonshine only that instead of whysky, its rum... It's also known as Ron ca~a ... people tend to cure it with fruits, like quenepas, parcha ( pasionfruit) and carambolas (starfruit).
Juan got really drunk with pitorro.
Pitorro by pelnko January 13, 2011