Peirsen

An amazing sex god

Girl 1: Damn, have you banged with that Peirsen guy
Girl 2: Yeah he gave me the best Cleveland Steamer

by Gaydar69 January 15, 2018

Peirson

A Peirson is very rare; you don't come upon one often. He seems really nerdy and shy at first but he's pretty dark-humored. Though he seems like a nerd, everyone wants to talk to him. He's comical and he knows it- but he can be a bit egotistical. Like, he's one of those kids who checks his reflection each time he walks past a car window. Be careful not to feed his ego, like by complimenting his hair. He's obsessed with hair.

You're always gonna find yourself laughing along with a Peirson

"That kid Peirson is stupid but I love him"

"Peirson, stop checking your reflection in the car window"

by Chickenjoy May 23, 2019

dylan peirens

Is incredibly nice looking and you should totally date him and no Panzee like Isaac can get in his way

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by Dylan Peirens April 27, 2017

Piersen

Piersen, the biggest dick you could ever see, the man, the myth, the legend. Great guy to be around, especially in the bed. You might be worried, but piersen, gets all the bitches.

Bob: WOAH! Who stole my girl?
Piersen: I did.

by Big country cock March 7, 2022

Persenility

Contraction of Personality and Senile

When one’s persona becomes riddled with the humorous condition usually associated with old age. When a charismatic or humorous individual enters into the mindset of frequently mistaking the real, the unreal and the surreal at random.

Just because you suffer from persenility, don't feel obliged to infect me with it.

I was suffering from persenility after being harasseled all day.

by Nards_OTC August 22, 2007

peirson

A white person pacifist

Extremely rude

Always aggressive

Plays terrible video games

" Don't be a Peirson"

"We'll run those Peirsons outta town for good this time"

" That peirson will never get laid"

by NotaWeeb October 26, 2017

Piersen

There’s a reason why no one’s defined Piersen yet and that’s because there’s truly no one on this earth that’s like her. She is, without question and without reason, thee funniest person you’ll ever meet. She’s always the first person to support you in the ways she knows how. She listens and remembers those small things that can be forgotten. She is down for anything, and everything at any time which makes her in my eyes— a free-spirit. She is an absolute nerd whether she knows it or not and has a list of facts compiled from tiktok and what she heard on occasion.

Lastly, she is the best friend that you could ever have. If you find yourself making a friend in Piersen never let them go and never take it for granted.

I saw Piersen riding her bike. She fell of it and scraped her knee.

by Harrypotter118$ November 22, 2021