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Girl 1: Damn, have you banged with that Peirsen guy
Girl 2: Yeah he gave me the best Cleveland Steamer
Peirsen by Gaydar69 January 15, 2018
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A Peirson is very rare; you don't come upon one often. He seems really nerdy and shy at first but he's pretty dark-humored. Though he seems like a nerd, everyone wants to talk to him. He's comical and he knows it- but he can be a bit egotistical. Like, he's one of those kids who checks his reflection each time he walks past a car window. Be careful not to feed his ego, like by complimenting his hair. He's obsessed with hair.

You're always gonna find yourself laughing along with a Peirson
"That kid Peirson is stupid but I love him"

"Peirson, stop checking your reflection in the car window"
Peirson by Chickenjoy May 23, 2019
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dylan peirens 

Is incredibly nice looking and you should totally date him and no Panzee like Isaac can get in his way
i love Dylan Peirens [Dylan Trevor Michael Peirens}
dylan peirens by Dylan Peirens April 27, 2017
Piersen, the biggest dick you could ever see, the man, the myth, the legend. Great guy to be around, especially in the bed. You might be worried, but piersen, gets all the bitches.
Bob: WOAH! Who stole my girl?
Piersen: I did.
Piersen by Big country cock March 7, 2022

Persenility 

Contraction of Personality and Senile

When one’s persona becomes riddled with the humorous condition usually associated with old age. When a charismatic or humorous individual enters into the mindset of frequently mistaking the real, the unreal and the surreal at random.
Just because you suffer from persenility, don't feel obliged to infect me with it.

I was suffering from persenility after being harasseled all day.
Persenility by Nards_OTC August 22, 2007
A white person pacifist

Extremely rude

Always aggressive

Plays terrible video games
" Don't be a Peirson"

"We'll run those Peirsons outta town for good this time"

" That peirson will never get laid"
peirson by NotaWeeb October 26, 2017
There’s a reason why no one’s defined Piersen yet and that’s because there’s truly no one on this earth that’s like her. She is, without question and without reason, thee funniest person you’ll ever meet. She’s always the first person to support you in the ways she knows how. She listens and remembers those small things that can be forgotten. She is down for anything, and everything at any time which makes her in my eyes— a free-spirit. She is an absolute nerd whether she knows it or not and has a list of facts compiled from tiktok and what she heard on occasion.

Lastly, she is the best friend that you could ever have. If you find yourself making a friend in Piersen never let them go and never take it for granted.
I saw Piersen riding her bike. She fell of it and scraped her knee.
Piersen by Harrypotter118$ November 22, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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