Nards_OTC's definitions

90 10 100 rule

The rule which states...

90% of the time a person is no more than 10km from their home and 100m from their car.

Where were you, you like, brojt the 90 10 100 rule.

by Nards_Otc October 26, 2007

tyt

Abbreviation used in chat, Take Your Time

Sharon: BRB
Nards: TYT

by Nards_otc October 23, 2007

OTC

Abbreviation for any of the following...

Over the counter
Off the cuff
On the couch
Outside the circle

That Sharon babe is like way OTC

by Nards_otc October 23, 2007

rejoice in the cornfield

To celebrate, merry making, usully non-sexual, having a good time with a purpose.

After work tonight would uou like to rejoice in the cornfield.

There was much rejoicing in the cornfield after the footyball final

by Nards_otc October 14, 2007

Beautality

The condition of having applied excessive make up; the state in which one is when one can no longer distinguish between their ego and their vanity, neither of which are present in moderation.

Porn stars suffer greatly from beautality.

Anna Nicole Smith died from one too many cases of beautality.

by Nards_OTC August 22, 2007

Harassel

Contraction of Harass and Hassel

When one is continually annoyed or provoked by a non-corporeal entity or condition of their own devise; else by any being of lesser significance to themselves.

To have stress forced upon yourself by an annoying little git

Don't you dare harassel me.

Sorry for being out of sorts, but I was being harasseled all day

by Nards_OTC August 22, 2007

Muralate

To decorate with a mural

To decorate any surface with large, gaudy figures (surreal, unreal or real), without leaving room to imagine the original surface, decorative and pleasing to the eye. Not Beautality.

They wall is way bland, let's muralate it.

That is not graffiti, the wall has been muralated

by Nards_OTC August 22, 2007