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Peeny Teeny 

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An Insult worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and your granny tranny. Every time this word is uttered a star implodes and turns into a black hole.
Person: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person: Don’t make me do it.
Person 2: Do it
Person: ur granny tranny!
Person 2: Ha that’s nothing!
Person 2: ur peeny teeny.
*Person bursts into flames and the Big Dipper is destroyed*

teeny peeny 

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The art of possessing an abnormally small penal organ which is capable of little more than to be the subject of jokes. Can also be used to molest young boys.
Reporter: How are you able to molest young boys so easily geoffrey?
Geoffrey: IVE GOT A TEENY PEENY!!! ... IVE GOT A TEENY PEENY!!!
Related Words
Peeny Teeny • teeny peeny • Peeny Weeny Feeny Teeny • teen peen • peeny weeny • Peeny • Peeny Greeny • Peeny Colada • Peeny Dinker • Peeny Productions

Peeny Weeny Feeny Teeny 

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A peeny weeny but even smaller, not to be confused with a vagina.
That guy bailey doesn't have a peeny weeny, he has a peeny weeny feeny teeny.
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Peeny Weeny Feeny Teeny 

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Peeny weeny feeny teeny is a peeny weeny but even smaller, not to be confused for a vagina or a buttox.
That guy bailey hasn't got a peeny weeny, he's got a peeny weeny feeny teeny.
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teen peen 

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When a guys penis is soooo small, it makes you want to turn away unable to figure out if you should laugh at him or have sex with him because you feel so damn bad!
Laura was unable to suck Scotts dick because she was laughing so hard at his teen peen.
teen peen by Alison, Laura and Erin March 12, 2004

teeney peeney 

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A small or tiny penis.
Is it cold, or do you just have a teeney peeney??
teeney peeney by Royce G. Garrison October 23, 2004
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Peenyweeny 

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Its a very small cock. Something youve been made fun of for your entire life. Remember that one time when your crush was about to give you head and then she ran away in horror seeing your peenyweeny.
What a loser he's got a peenyweeny
Peenyweeny by peenyweenybabyfucker December 17, 2021
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