A Peeny (slang for penis) becomes an affectionate term for a friend who's behaviour is similar to that or both a flaccid or erect penis. At times they are floppy, funky and silly, and at other times strong and direct.

'Oh Becky, that funky chicken dance makes you seem like a real Peeny!'

Peeny by Cocodamol March 18, 2019

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Peeny

Shitty, weak, un-cool

"No shit mang, that's peeny!"

"You're not going to finish that bong tug!? PEENY!"

"You peeny bastard, you missed her face?"

Peeny by Dr. Asian Love May 22, 2003

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Peeny

the Face Eddie Van Halen made while playing Why Can't This Be Love in "Live Without a Net."

When we asked to see Wes' Peeny, he sent us a picture of Ed Van Halen's face

Peeny by Infinite Cactus January 8, 2005

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Peeny Greeny

An alternative name for Pinot Grigio wine commonly used by super cool people.

"Yay! Grandma got me peeny greeny for my birthday again. Super cool."

Peeny Greeny by Joe and Holly :)) August 26, 2021

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peeny weeny

a small penis not to be confused with chode

person1 you have a peeny weeny.
person2 fuck you man.

peeny weeny by nothing is here October 28, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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