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i went to go pee pee but i couldnt get out my peeny so my pants got peeny juice on them
Peeny by j2thadubs November 23, 2003
Words you can keep
Lame, limpdickish, useless, mediocre at best.
"Dam Gil your boy Ernest is kinda peeny."
"FB Chat is some peeny ass bullshit."
Peeny by McChubbin March 30, 2010
A Peeny (slang for penis) becomes an affectionate term for a friend who's behaviour is similar to that or both a flaccid or erect penis. At times they are floppy, funky and silly, and at other times strong and direct.
'Oh Becky, that funky chicken dance makes you seem like a real Peeny!'
Peeny by Cocodamol March 18, 2019
Shitty, weak, un-cool
"No shit mang, that's peeny!"

"You're not going to finish that bong tug!? PEENY!"

"You peeny bastard, you missed her face?"
Peeny by Dr. Asian Love May 22, 2003
the Face Eddie Van Halen made while playing Why Can't This Be Love in "Live Without a Net."
When we asked to see Wes' Peeny, he sent us a picture of Ed Van Halen's face
Peeny by Infinite Cactus January 8, 2005

Peeny Greeny 

An alternative name for Pinot Grigio wine commonly used by super cool people.
"Yay! Grandma got me peeny greeny for my birthday again. Super cool."
Peeny Greeny by Joe and Holly :)) August 26, 2021

peeny weeny

a small penis not to be confused with chode
person1 you have a peeny weeny.
person2 fuck you man.
peeny weeny by nothing is here October 28, 2020
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