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Peentie

Awwww look how peentie that miniature purse is.
by peentie’s anonymous January 4, 2026
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peenie squeezie

Pennie Squeezie is a buff bulldog introduced on season 1 of Hot Streets. His methods are crude but effective.
Hey! Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh! Don't fuck with peenie squeezie!
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peenie whacker

Used to ejaculate and evacuate. Cums in many shapes and sizes (and colors) while also being attached to twins which can also cum in different shapes and sizes. Can be hairy, smooth and/or prickly like a cacti. Can also be used a derogatory term.
Kiki: bro my waiter was such a bitch, he made me pay for water

Chance: what a fuckin peenie whacker

Ex.2

Evan: what’s it mean when a girl laughs when I show her my peenie whacker?

Randy: means you got a massive member my manz

Evan: oh..
by Chance52 August 20, 2021
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peenie

Shake your peenie after you pee
by Peenie September 24, 2003
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peenie

A teeny tiny penis the size of a little baby, a wee wee that should cause shame and total humiliation to any boy who has one
Tommy was pantsed at the public pool, and all the boys and girls saw his little peenie! All Tommy could do was cover his dinky with his hands as everyone pointed and laughed at him.
by Cody Langley March 4, 2009
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Peenie Cleanie

We got back to this chick's house, and the next thing I know we're making out, and one thing led to another. All of a sudden she's demanding me - demanding! - to remove my pants so she could go down on me, and roughly a minute and a half minute later I'm hosing down her sheets with dick vomit. I've never received such an exceptional peenie cleanie from a woman. Roger Ebert would have given that four out of four stars if he was a fellatio critic.
by Richard Flavor August 20, 2013
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Peenitentiary

Locked into an unhealthy relationship for a good sex life.
"He treats me terrible, but the sex is good, I feel as though I'm locked in a peenitentiary"
by Lesismas August 17, 2017
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