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peenmanship

The art or skill of writing by hand using one's penis to direct urine onto a surface such as sand or snow.
Joey wrote happy birthday legibly in the snow. Joey has great peenmanship.
by pinkparka May 13, 2013
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Peenmanship

The skills and abilities associated with the skill and aptitude with a penis during coitus or associated sexual activities.
“He was a jerk, but his peenmanship is without peer
by Hbomb8 January 7, 2020
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peenmanship

The art of writing in the snow with the special, focused aim of pee. This skill is something you're either born with or not. Apparently practice will not help you.
caroline: can you write my name in the snow?
jaden: my friend can do it with his pee!
caroline: oh no.
jaden: its called peenmanship duh.
by badasscaroline007 January 3, 2019
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Peemanship

1) The art or practice of writing with ones genitile organ.

2) Quality or style of writing with the genitile organ.
1."That is some nice peemanship you have. I like the way you pee your "t's"."
2."I have to pee."
"Well, don't waste your ink. Practice on improving your peemanship!"
3. "Hey, Bro. Did you see that chick's peemanship?"
"No, man. Was it decent?"
"Not even worth checking out. She has some pretty piss poor peemanship!"
by cre8tiv3 December 7, 2013
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Peen-manship

the art or skill of writing with a penis in urine; often on snow.
Alex decided to practice his peen-manship in the freshly fallen snow.
Nellie wondered what her peen-manship would be like if she were a boy.
by ohhoneybeavers January 5, 2017
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Penmanshit

A complex word morph of shitty and penmanship, used to describe very poor hand-writing.
Jen: Christy, will you write this love letter to kim for me? I have really sloppy writing and am trying to impress her.

Christy: Oh, you mean you have penmanshit? Sure thing.
by JenBertoni March 2, 2009
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penmanship

the physical art (regardless of whether or not the piece of writing is actually correct in terms in of spelling, grammar, morphology, syntax etc..) of legible human handwriting.
father (after reading a student-to-parent from his daughter's school: really? is this f-sag or what? They want you to hand in all your written homework as computer documents? what these tulips are trying to accomplish by abolishing penmanship is beyond me.
by Uncle Dimma February 4, 2014
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