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peenmanship

The art or skill of writing by hand using one's penis to direct urine onto a surface such as sand or snow.
Joey wrote happy birthday legibly in the snow. Joey has great peenmanship.
peenmanship by pinkparka May 13, 2013
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Peenmanship

The skills and abilities associated with the skill and aptitude with a penis during coitus or associated sexual activities.
“He was a jerk, but his peenmanship is without peer
Peenmanship by Hbomb8 January 7, 2020

peenmanship

The art of writing in the snow with the special, focused aim of pee. This skill is something you're either born with or not. Apparently practice will not help you.
caroline: can you write my name in the snow?
jaden: my friend can do it with his pee!
caroline: oh no.
jaden: its called peenmanship duh.
peenmanship by badasscaroline007 January 3, 2019

Peemanship 

1) The art or practice of writing with ones genitile organ.

2) Quality or style of writing with the genitile organ.
1."That is some nice peemanship you have. I like the way you pee your "t's"."
2."I have to pee."
"Well, don't waste your ink. Practice on improving your peemanship!"
3. "Hey, Bro. Did you see that chick's peemanship?"
"No, man. Was it decent?"
"Not even worth checking out. She has some pretty piss poor peemanship!"
Peemanship by cre8tiv3 December 7, 2013

Peen-manship 

the art or skill of writing with a penis in urine; often on snow.
Alex decided to practice his peen-manship in the freshly fallen snow.
Nellie wondered what her peen-manship would be like if she were a boy.
Peen-manship by ohhoneybeavers January 5, 2017

Penmanshit

A complex word morph of shitty and penmanship, used to describe very poor hand-writing.
Jen: Christy, will you write this love letter to kim for me? I have really sloppy writing and am trying to impress her.

Christy: Oh, you mean you have penmanshit? Sure thing.
Penmanshit by JenBertoni March 2, 2009

penmanship 

the physical art (regardless of whether or not the piece of writing is actually correct in terms in of spelling, grammar, morphology, syntax etc..) of legible human handwriting.
father (after reading a student-to-parent from his daughter's school: really? is this f-sag or what? They want you to hand in all your written homework as computer documents? what these tulips are trying to accomplish by abolishing penmanship is beyond me.
penmanship by Uncle Dimma February 4, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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