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Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in
Guy 1-"Yo I just engaged in cutting his peen in half so I can stick my peen in."
Guy 2-"Is that when you are cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in?"
Guy 1-"Yea it is"
Guy 2-"Thats fucking hot"
Guy 2-"Is that when you are cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in?"
Guy 1-"Yea it is"
Guy 2-"Thats fucking hot"
Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in by MinecraftProPlayer200 November 6, 2018
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Peenick
The shipname for Finnick Odair and Peeta Melark in the hunger games. There's a lot of sexual tension between them, and not enough fanfiction so GO WRITE SOME ALREADY.
Non-shipper: "Omg, did you see Catching Fire??"
Shipper: "Heck yeah I did! I loved the Peenick-scene the most..."
Non-shipper: "Euw, they don't even like each other... PEENISS FOR LIFE!"
Shipper: "Oh hell nah"
Shipper: "Heck yeah I did! I loved the Peenick-scene the most..."
Non-shipper: "Euw, they don't even like each other... PEENISS FOR LIFE!"
Shipper: "Oh hell nah"
Peenick by Aphrodite Red November 28, 2013
peenie squeezie
Pennie Squeezie is a buff bulldog introduced on season 1 of Hot Streets. His methods are crude but effective.
peenie squeezie by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts May 26, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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