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Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in 

Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in
Guy 1-"Yo I just engaged in cutting his peen in half so I can stick my peen in."
Guy 2-"Is that when you are cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in?"
Guy 1-"Yea it is"
Guy 2-"Thats fucking hot"

peen in the veen

Parson 1: How does sex work
Person 2: Peen in the veen
peen in the veen by mystikspiralx January 4, 2026

J’ing the peen

Sean quit J’ing the peen for 11 months before his fight. He lost the fight.
J’ing the peen by Mdh247 June 8, 2025

J'ing the peen 

To jerk off. Also said as "j the peen" or "j'd the peen"
I think nick was j'ing the peen when we were having a sleepover
The shipname for Finnick Odair and Peeta Melark in the hunger games. There's a lot of sexual tension between them, and not enough fanfiction so GO WRITE SOME ALREADY.
Non-shipper: "Omg, did you see Catching Fire??"

Shipper: "Heck yeah I did! I loved the Peenick-scene the most..."

Non-shipper: "Euw, they don't even like each other... PEENISS FOR LIFE!"

Shipper: "Oh hell nah"
Peenick by Aphrodite Red November 28, 2013

peenie squeezie 

Pennie Squeezie is a buff bulldog introduced on season 1 of Hot Streets. His methods are crude but effective.
Hey! Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh! Don't fuck with peenie squeezie!