Peeft
So unfathomably pissed off that you have a breakdown
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peets by kil0j0ules September 13, 2018
cinch the peet
The universal definition is "to get something done," but it can be stretched to mean "to close the deal," "to sell," etc. The opposite of procrastinating.
Person 1: I'm almost done with this report! I'm so close to cinching the peet!
Person 2: Yeah, dude, cinch the peet!
Person 2: Yeah, dude, cinch the peet!
cinch the peet by The Best Bean April 23, 2015
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peet by The Real Thesaurus Rex August 17, 2016
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Peets by BestGorlPorl July 27, 2018
Oos Peet
The soft, tender flesh at the base of the anus. Commonly referred to as the "hole of wonder," the oos peet is a reservoir of typically untapped sexual power. When activated, instant climax is reached which is said to top any orgasm experienced up to that time. The term derives from "ass pit" and years of use have shaped it into the more commonly used term "oos peet".
Nick: "Melanie, why don't you ever finger my oos peet during sex?"
Melanie: "I think it's kinda weird to put my finger up your asshole."
Nick: "Don't be such a bitch, if you love me then you would finger muh oos peet. It feels better than you could imagine."
Melanie: "I'll do it if you promise to come to my sister's girl scout ceremony on Sunday and eat a whole pack of skittles out of my vagina."
Nick: "It's a deal."
Melanie: "I think it's kinda weird to put my finger up your asshole."
Nick: "Don't be such a bitch, if you love me then you would finger muh oos peet. It feels better than you could imagine."
Melanie: "I'll do it if you promise to come to my sister's girl scout ceremony on Sunday and eat a whole pack of skittles out of my vagina."
Nick: "It's a deal."
Oos Peet by A Concerned Veteran May 25, 2011
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