Peedur
Peedur by Nanonymouse November 24, 2017
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A form of Peter not generally known to the public. It is very crazy, annoying, and has an extremly high piched voice. It is usually associated with the Illuminati. This form of Peter was kept as a secret by the FBI to the public , until recently in the 2000s was leaked by an unknown source. The governemt has already patched it up, but many other leaks of this name have happened since. The others, however, were not as huge as the first, which gave away the location and the leaders of the Illuminati. To prevent the spread of more of these leaks the government has used SATHWIK technology, an advanced system built by the government to stop the leaks of Peedur in the future.
He's in the peedur, I know it!
Why is Peter being such a Peedur?
Did you hear about the Peedur information leaks the other day?
Why is Peter being such a Peedur?
Did you hear about the Peedur information leaks the other day?
peedur by Ultimate_Definer January 28, 2016
Peezure
The little fits of shaking and shuddering males experience after urination. Peezures only occur while standing upright. As the name suggests, depending on a guy’s aim, it can make for messy results.
Peezure by chillerwhales April 12, 2014
Peedar
The innate ability to accurately locate and urinate in a toilet while in near or complete darkness. Similar to a bat's sonar. Applicable only to men (and technically, women who can pee while standing up).
"Man I had to piss like a racehorse at 3 this morning, but I couldn't find the light switch. Luckily my peedar was working well last night."
Peedar by Jay In MIA July 13, 2012
Peduran
1. What is that smell?
2. I think it smells like bacon cooked in piss
3. I call it peduran because it sounds like it smells
2. I think it smells like bacon cooked in piss
3. I call it peduran because it sounds like it smells
Peeturbate
Refers to the improbable occurrence of sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm while urinating.
"Hey Mike, can I use your bathroom? I have to peeturbate."
"Ok, so I recently started masturbating. I go to the bathroom before & after I masturbate. When I first started masturbating, I got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. I go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. I then try again, same thing happens. Odd thing is 3rd time I tried it I stayed hard for a while & got worried. I think it's called peeturbation."
"Ok, so I recently started masturbating. I go to the bathroom before & after I masturbate. When I first started masturbating, I got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. I go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. I then try again, same thing happens. Odd thing is 3rd time I tried it I stayed hard for a while & got worried. I think it's called peeturbation."
Peeturbate by Poopolo69 October 2, 2011