pee you!!!
pee you!!! by Telephony December 19, 2011
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Pee-You
Pee-You by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009
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Pee You Bee Gee
The shortenered version of the popular game, "Player Unknowns Battle Grounds" spelled out phonetically
Pee You Bee Gee by Doggocool November 23, 2018
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pee pee you by Liddleleedle June 25, 2017
Pee on You
Pee on you or piss on you was made highly popularized by the song "Pee on You" by Dave Chappelle, in an attempt to characterized R. Kelly's peeing on some young bitches.
Pee on You by Chappelle is my nigga July 18, 2006
You sit down when you pee!
When a guy is acting girly or kinda limp-wristed, tell him "You sit down when you pee" as in he's acting like a girl, so why not use the pisser like them
You sit down when you pee! by Akilles September 12, 2005
do you still sit when you pee?
What one says when you think the other person should have learned how to do or already done by now. It's used as an insult to tell the person theyre pathetic.
50 year old: I've never had sex.
30 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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25 year old: I havent passed my drivers test.
16 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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9 year old: I dont know how to ride a bike.
6 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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8 year old: I dont know how to tie my shoes.
5 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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German Guy: Ich habe die USA eingewandert und ich habe seit zwanzig Jahren höre und ich weiß nicht, wie noch Englisch zu sprechen. (I've immigrated to the USA and I've been hear for 20 years and I still dont know how to speak english.)
USA Guy who understands German: Do you still sit when you pee?
30 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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25 year old: I havent passed my drivers test.
16 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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9 year old: I dont know how to ride a bike.
6 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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8 year old: I dont know how to tie my shoes.
5 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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German Guy: Ich habe die USA eingewandert und ich habe seit zwanzig Jahren höre und ich weiß nicht, wie noch Englisch zu sprechen. (I've immigrated to the USA and I've been hear for 20 years and I still dont know how to speak english.)
USA Guy who understands German: Do you still sit when you pee?
do you still sit when you pee? by Do YOU still sit when you pee? August 23, 2009
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