Pedunt 

A person who overly states regulations — or creates regulations — in order to seem important or busy, but goes on to not comply with the regulations because of stupidity or hypocrisy.

Katy the Pedunt sent another email stating that the Christmas function tickets needed to be paid in full by the end of October, despite not having paid herself.

Pedunt by Bill somers May 28, 2022

peduncle 

peduncle - Your uncle that molested you as a child

We stopped talking to uncle Shawn once he became a peduncle.

peduncle by LePugh November 22, 2011

Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome 

Grammatical (or grammar) pedantry syndrome is an illness or a form of obsessive-compulsive disorder where someone has a compulsive desire to correct any grammatical errors one has made and is obsessed with taking this peculiar, constant, and vexatious (from the target's perspective) action.

"Me and mark ate cookies!"
"You mean, 'Mark and I ate cookies!'"
"Stop it!"
"Sorry, I have Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome."

Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome by Terminological inexactitude September 18, 2013

comparably pedantic 

When two assholes try to out-asshole each other in an Internet bitch fight.

"If your statement was never supposed to be read as anything more than a synonym for 'Russia is not good and not our friend' then sorry for being comparably pedantic, I guess.

comparably pedantic by JormanThoad February 24, 2017

pedentify 

To identify someone taking a shit in a bathroom stall by their shoes.

We’re you able to pedentify who blew up the toilet? It was John. I saw his Air Jordan’s in the stall while I was taking a piss.

pedentify by Mrshinnypants June 13, 2020

shallow and pedantic 

The words Peter Griffin uses to describe things while he is a genius, much to the annoyance of Bryan Griffin

This meat is shallow and pedantic.
Lois, your cooking is shallow and pedantic.

shallow and pedantic by Carter Ball January 11, 2008

pedantic 

A state of mind which is about caring a lot about formalities, often more than necessary. One may be called pedantic when he/she points out corrections in unimportant details.

Okay okay, so there were five people there instead of four, no need to be pedantic. Now anyway...

pedantic by Fluid February 5, 2004