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The act of farting out of ones penis, can also be used as paunt, a penis fart.
After anal Pat is always paunting for hours.

I feel so bloated I think I need to paunt.
paunting by SnookKing417 May 17, 2017

children punting 

The act of taking a child and punting them, much like in football or soccer, to see how far you can make them go. It usually leads to extreme injury or death to the child, but punters rarely are traced back to the incident.
I heard Larry and Sarah went to children punting last night.

Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.

baby punting 

V. the act of kicking a baby, anytime, anywhere.
Man, baby punting should be at the olympics.

I just scored 100 points baby punting, by kicking a baby through some goal posts.
baby punting by wepuntfreshman March 13, 2008

Orphan Punting

A sport very popular in the United Kingdom, in which you see who can kick an orphaned child the farthest.
Eric is great at orphan punting. He can kick an orphan over one hundred feet!

Cunt Punting 

The act of kicking one in the cunt.
To kick a person with a vagina in the vagina.
lawl i just cunt punted that bitch.

lol did you see that cody just cunt punt that travis!

Aye bro lets go cunt punting!
ok dawg let me grab my cleats!
Cunt Punting by Kan you jerk May 28, 2009

Midget punting 

The world famous back ally sport commonly played at bars and large events. The goal is to have the team (the punter and the midget) work together to get as far of a distance as possible. Record is currently 300 ft
"I challenge you and your midget to midget punting. Meet me at Barely's Pub. 1 hour. Be there or be tall"