Pedofatto 

An obese individual who engages in sexual activities with minors.

The pedofatto lured children into his car while eating a cheeseburger.

Pedofatto by Mr. Panda's Rim November 10, 2011

Self-Pedobator 

A man/woman who masturbates to baby pictures of themself.

John used to be a notorious self-pedobator, but has changed critically since.

Self-Pedobator by Fucking Karen November 14, 2021

pedolator

Idolator of children, in a non sexual sense. Differently from the moo, the pedolator adores the children of others, because s/he does not have his or her own (yet). Pedolators believe that the fundamental philosophical truths of existence are coming from the action and comments of children. So, they adore children, they want to become teachers, camp animators, baby sitters, etc. Parenting is often the best remedy to pedolator tendancies, since pedolators are often nothing other than the unexperienced tourists of parenthood.

My baby sitter is such a pedolator. She sees in my kids more than they will ever deliver. She will loose her illusions when she will turn to a mother.

pedolator by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

Pedofartia 

A person that tremendously enjoys to surprise children by passing gas on them.

Ew, Bobby suffers from Pedofartia.

Nicole is a pedofarter

Pedofartia by Bob the Fob April 5, 2016

pedocation 

Pedo'cation. (A Citation)
Pedo'cating.
To pedocate.

"To give vindication to a pedophile."

A Pedocator (Titular)

"Someone who uses there influence in law to vindicate pedophiles"

Best not to clear or vindicate the pedophile or be "cited for Pedocation"

pedocation by Casus Bellium December 17, 2019

pedotto 

The last name that usually gets mistaken for potato

Person 1-Yo does anyone know potato?

Person 2- it's not potato it's Pedotto

pedotto by I'madamnbisexual November 17, 2020

PedoPatrol 

PoluceOfficer.

PedoPatrol goes Ramped.

PedoPatrol by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 6, 2020