pedolator

Idolator of children, in a non sexual sense. Differently from the moo, the pedolator adores the children of others, because s/he does not have his or her own (yet). Pedolators believe that the fundamental philosophical truths of existence are coming from the action and comments of children. So, they adore children, they want to become teachers, camp animators, baby sitters, etc. Parenting is often the best remedy to pedolator tendancies, since pedolators are often nothing other than the unexperienced tourists of parenthood.

My baby sitter is such a pedolator. She sees in my kids more than they will ever deliver. She will loose her illusions when she will turn to a mother.

pedolator by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

percolator 

a popular dance that no party is complete without. in order to percolate, you must rapidly gyrate your legs in time with the music, as well as pop your booty. kamel mcmillan of NCCU is considered to be the foremost authority on percolation.

it's time for the percolator, it's time for the percolator... pop pop pop pop pop pop pop

percolator by Carlos Fuentes July 12, 2006

Percolator Pants 

When you have the shits...and your intestines actually sound like a percolator.

That Taco Bell gave me percolator pants.

Percolator Pants by Anonymousara March 21, 2011

percolator 

what it's time for

"it's time for the percolator"

percolator by doggie dwg January 27, 2009

PedoDater 

A pedodater is a person who willingly dates a pedophile. Pedodaters are often desperate or are somewhat messed up.

Ben: So Sean, I heard you made out with someone in the park.
Sean: Yeah, a 34 year old person
Ben: But... you're 17
Sean: So?
Ben: Dude, you're a pedodater

PedoDater by Voraka June 13, 2009

double percolator

a bong that filters the weed twice for 100% THC and softer less harsher hits

stoner #1:dude I just bought a double percolator
stoner #2: we should smoke some shit right now out of it.

double percolator by pimp juice from atown December 21, 2008

percolator 

When you're stupid enough to dance on a glass table and it breaks.

*Steps on glass table*
It's time to do the percolator
*Moments later*
It went into my... *You can guess where*

percolator by Deathrock616 June 4, 2011