pedocation 

Pedo'cation. (A Citation)
Pedo'cating.
To pedocate.

"To give vindication to a pedophile."

A Pedocator (Titular)

"Someone who uses there influence in law to vindicate pedophiles"

Best not to clear or vindicate the pedophile or be "cited for Pedocation"

pedocation by Casus Bellium December 17, 2019

percation 

perpetual or permanent vacation

Some would like to win the big lottery so they could be all rich and powerful – while others, such as I, would just wanna take the dough and go on percation.

percation by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 11, 2012

Temporal Pedabation 

The act of travelling back in time to molest oneself as a child. This activity raises several questions, is it masturbation since it is you? Is it pedophilia since it is a kid? And what's more pschologically damaging, being molested or growing up to realize it was you?

Marty got so wound up the other night talking about temporal pedabation,he got in the delorean and fucked himself in the ass after his 7th birthday.

Temporal Pedabation by Tenbucktim December 15, 2010

podcation

A visit to another co-workers pod in order to avoid work.

Every time I saw Tex last week he was on a podcation, no wonder his project is late.

podcation by Sterlingshuman March 28, 2009

Poocation 

When one strives to get away from the mundane, overcrowded bathroom of his everyday building at work or school; he will wonder to different floors, or different buildings, in order to find a better bathroom eventually. Here it'll be more private, peaceful, and have a change of scenery- both architecturally and sexually (different dime pieces walking 'round)

Office drone 1: Hey man where's Mike? We gotta meeting soon.
Office drone 2: I think he's on poocation, the bathroom here stinks and the bitches are ugly.

Poocation by diginick September 9, 2016

Poocation 

The extended time taken, while taking a shit, that allows you to get away from the day and all of it's stresses.

What is up with Frank? He seems really annoyed today.

He is stressed. He will be fine after his 10 o'clock poocation.

Poocation by Warchef March 9, 2010

pedoption 

noun. A portmanteau of "Pedophile adoption", when a pedophile adopts a boy or girl with the sole intention of molestation.(See Little Orphan Annie, Webster, Diff'rent Strokes for examples)

John: "Do you like the show Diff'rent Strokes?"

Joe:"Nah man! That whole pedoption thing creaps me out!"

John: "What?!"

pedoption by alstin January 4, 2010