Pedofartia 

A person that tremendously enjoys to surprise children by passing gas on them.

Ew, Bobby suffers from Pedofartia.

Nicole is a pedofarter

Pedofartia by Bob the Fob April 5, 2016

Pedocartaphobia 

The fear of having the back of your ankle hit by a shopping cart.

Symptoms include an uncomfortable aching in your conscience when closely in front of a shopping cart.

Most likely caused by a previous experience.

Steven could not walk in front of the shopping cart because he has pedocartaphobia.

Pedocartaphobia by tishaface March 29, 2009