PedoBiden 

Someone who creepily sniffs their spouse or partner.

Branden always sniffs his wife. He's such a PedoBiden!!

PedoBiden by Abc4 February 4, 2023

Pedocide 

From ancient Greek, designs the murder of a child.

I was watching the TV and the guy presenting the news talking about an awful story including a pedocide.

Pedocide by TheYoGirl October 27, 2017

pedophiden 

Pedophiden - the 46th president

There's pedophiden sniffing those kids again after falling down the stairs again

pedophiden by Shmovid84 April 27, 2021

pedocide 

An industrial chemical commonly applied to the lawns of retirement communities to inhibit depredations by other people's grandchildren.

"There's a Big Wheel parked on the lawn, George. Better put down some more pedocide."

pedocide by va1erio January 27, 2007

PedoBide

Typically an older gentleman who cannot help but molest young children, the younger the better but any port in the storm will work for these corrupt fucks. Their opening move is to sidle up and sniff their intended victim because they don't accidentally want to molest a midget.

Dude your neighbor has newspapers covering their windows and van I bet they are a total PedoBide

PedoBide by IamTheStorm October 12, 2019

Pedodent 

An elected official than sniffs kids in public.

Oh look the pedodent is on television sniffing another kid.

Pedodent by Dathun February 13, 2021

pedodendronecrozoofilia 

When you get take 2 branches put them in asses of both male dead birds and force them to fuck each other

I like pedodendronecrozoofilia its my favorite filia

pedodendronecrozoofilia by Hcgvgvkkbfxybk April 18, 2017