Penocide 

noun: the act of writing so badly that entire populations of readers never to pick up a book again.

We thought Sarah Palin just gave bad interviews, but her ghost writer committed penocide on an adoring fan base.

Penocide by Jacky Ninny December 4, 2009

penicide

The act of killing or mortally wounding a male's penis.

Lorena Bobbit commited penicide when she severed her husbands penis with a kitchen knife.

"Stan, whatever you do don't piss your girlfriend off, she's crazy enough to commit penicide!"

penicide by The Citrus Commander January 12, 2009

Pedocide 

From ancient Greek, designs the murder of a child.

I was watching the TV and the guy presenting the news talking about an awful story including a pedocide.

Pedocide by TheYoGirl October 27, 2017

pedocide 

An industrial chemical commonly applied to the lawns of retirement communities to inhibit depredations by other people's grandchildren.

"There's a Big Wheel parked on the lawn, George. Better put down some more pedocide."

pedocide by va1erio January 27, 2007

Penicide

A rare chemical that instantly dissolves penises.

Hey.. do you guys carry penicide?

Penicide by zsk5 February 20, 2009

pencidermis 

Permanately marked with a pencil

when you get stabbed by a pencil you just get pencidermis

pencidermis by YeetoWords April 25, 2022

Pedocide 

(n.) The deliberate act of killing pedophiles, referring to targeted violence against individuals who sexually exploit minors.

After the sting operation, half the comments were just calling for pedocide.

Pedocide by anal4gays August 2, 2025