Pedo-stache
Commonly known as a total shit mustache that most pedophiles possess. Paul Coats as the most ideal pedo-stache, that shit is so insanely creepy looking.
Pedo-stache by locolegend September 17, 2021
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Pedo stache
A mustache that a pedofile would have. It is unkempt and awkwardly unmanly. Often there is barely even any hair there and it looks like a sad attempt of a pre-puberty teen to have facial hair. Imagine Napoleon Dynamite's brother's stache but worse.
Johnny: "Hey, do you like the new mustache I'm growing?!"
Nathan: "Eww, no!! Shave that pedo stache off!!"
Robert: "Yea, John, shave that shit off; I have more hair on my ass than you do above your lip!!"
Nathan: "Eww, no!! Shave that pedo stache off!!"
Robert: "Yea, John, shave that shit off; I have more hair on my ass than you do above your lip!!"
Pedo stache by BamBamKam November 30, 2014
Word of the Day on October 13, 2015
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pedostache • Pedistache • Pedostacne • Pedastache • Pedostachian • pedo-tache • pedo • pedo pete • pedo-baiting • Pedo Guy
pedo stache
the wispy half-mustache found on many teenage boys, but also some middle aged men, that make them look like pedophiles
pedo stache by thispussymute October 10, 2020
Pedo Stache
As the name implies, the phrase Pedo Stache, short for 'Pedophile" Mustache, is a small, patchy "mustache" that makes it's owner look like a Pedophile.
Pedo Stache by R0ZES May 15, 2024
Pedo Stache
Johnny: “Yo, did you see Ty’s gay little pedo stache?”
Logan: “Yeah, I might fuck around a get one, myself!”
Logan: “Yeah, I might fuck around a get one, myself!”
Pedo Stache by R0ZES May 19, 2024
pedostache
A thin layer of hair, lacking the regality of a full blown mustache, atop the upper lip. Commonly found on individuals with Tony Danza-esque minivans and lots of candy.
pedostache by J. Agnew June 14, 2006
Pedastache
NOUN; A thick mustache belonging to an individual who is either a pedaphile or looks like a pedaphile. This mustache is the only facial hair present on the individual. Sometimes mistaken for a "Pornstache."
Pedastache by WM Kolston November 1, 2010
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