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melting pearls on my tummy 

"Well, I'll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me." Roger on American Dad

Melting Pearls 

It is the process of ejaculation onto your own stomach. The resulting mess resembles a pearl melting.
I may be a little late for the party, I'm busy melting pearls at the moment.
Melting Pearls by Starxy June 14, 2015

Musky Pearls 

musky pearls are basically slng for a man testicles.however musky pearls refers more to the smell of a mans balls,musky is the natural smell a man gives off which is doubled ten fold in his pants as thye are usually stuffed in a tight pair of cotton briefs.pearls is juxtaposition to the negative "musky" putting a positive onto a negative presenting the idea mens balls are both bad and good.
chick 1:" i went down on my new boyfriend for the first time and he had a pair of really musky pearls"

chick 2:why do you always tell me about this shit you sick bitch"

chick 1:"...."
Musky Pearls by Marc P November 4, 2008

Shooting Pearls

To "Shoot Pearls" is to give valuable advice, which may or may not be relevant.
Person A: If she says you don't need a condom, you need a condom.
Person B: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Person A: Listen, I'm shooting pearls over here for you. Take a listen.
Shooting Pearls by Andranoxi September 9, 2015

Parking Your Pearls 

Resting ones Testicles on a surface at waist level for maximum genital comfort such as resting them on a corner of a table, arm rest, friend’s shoulder etc...
Guy1: Have you been parking your pearls when someone was watching you?

Guy2: Oh yeah Corey can’t keep his eyes off my parking job.
Parking Your Pearls by Darth Lahey February 25, 2020

Melting pearls on my tummy 

How ejaculate might look on one's stomach after masturbating.
American Dad - Season 7 Episode 9 Rodger says "I'll just be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me."