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melting pearls on my tummy
Spanking the monkey. Masturbation.
melting pearls on my tummy by tibu March 9, 2012
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Melting Pearls
It is the process of ejaculation onto your own stomach. The resulting mess resembles a pearl melting.
Melting Pearls by Starxy June 14, 2015
Musky Pearls
musky pearls are basically slng for a man testicles.however musky pearls refers more to the smell of a mans balls,musky is the natural smell a man gives off which is doubled ten fold in his pants as thye are usually stuffed in a tight pair of cotton briefs.pearls is juxtaposition to the negative "musky" putting a positive onto a negative presenting the idea mens balls are both bad and good.
chick 1:" i went down on my new boyfriend for the first time and he had a pair of really musky pearls"
chick 2:why do you always tell me about this shit you sick bitch"
chick 1:"...."
chick 2:why do you always tell me about this shit you sick bitch"
chick 1:"...."
Musky Pearls by Marc P November 4, 2008
Shooting Pearls
Person A: If she says you don't need a condom, you need a condom.
Person B: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Person A: Listen, I'm shooting pearls over here for you. Take a listen.
Person B: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Person A: Listen, I'm shooting pearls over here for you. Take a listen.
Shooting Pearls by Andranoxi September 9, 2015
Parking Your Pearls
Resting ones Testicles on a surface at waist level for maximum genital comfort such as resting them on a corner of a table, arm rest, friend’s shoulder etc...
Guy1: Have you been parking your pearls when someone was watching you?
Guy2: Oh yeah Corey can’t keep his eyes off my parking job.
Guy2: Oh yeah Corey can’t keep his eyes off my parking job.
Parking Your Pearls by Darth Lahey February 25, 2020
Melting pearls on my tummy
American Dad - Season 7 Episode 9 Rodger says "I'll just be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me."
Melting pearls on my tummy by stevezoob June 9, 2012
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