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Peansant 

Somthing Grape Called Vee. She then turned it into a joke and thats when he realised he didn't know how to spell. so he created this definition, so he wouldn't be a deer caught in headlights
Grape : "I see you for the Peansant you are"
Vee : "I'LL STEAL GRAPES MONEY!! ONCE I DO I CAN TELL HIM I SEE HIM FOR THE PEANSANT HE IS" LMAOOLMAOOLMAOOLMAOO
Peansant by Groupie Junior May 30, 2023
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A peasant originally a term used to describe an agricultural laborer, usually those living in Medieval Europe under feudalism. Peasants were predominant in the European interior, in contrast to Roman & Semitic societies, where slaves were more common & generally held a better living standard than peasants.

The main difference between a Slave and Peasant is Freedom

A peasant is given Freedom to:
- Pay Taxes to the governing Elites
- Be responsible for his living expenses (pay rent, buy food)
- Die in wars when the Elites of his nation are involved in a conflict
- Respect the borders drawn by the agreement of the world governing Elites
- Be proud of his flag, language, religion, culture & superiority to other peasants
Bernard: We have to make sure we divide miscible peasants and corral immiscible peasants

Joe: Being a peasant sucks...I want to be an Elite

Bernard: Its not that easy Joe, we have to deal with the problems of Billions of peasants. Unlike a peasant our lives don't revolve around family & feelings.

Joe: GOD is my savior, hell with you!

Bernard: We taught you to believe in GOD, its the best way to subjugate a peasant...Don't worry a lot, catch the game today, I have money on it

Joe: Really, how much?!
Peasant by Felix Jabs Arnold August 1, 2018

Drunken Peasants 

A popular podcast started by The Amazing Atheist. If you do something stupid, they will destroy you.
That homophobic Christian they made fun of on last night's Drunken Peasants was so stupid!
Drunken Peasants by Cleffroski November 7, 2014

peasantini 

The act of putting a dorito on a liquor glass filled with Mountain Dew. It is called peasantini because the company that makes the products is paid by Microsoft to heavily advertise the Xbox One (which is an inferior, shitty machine that ruins gaming and is made for peasants) on their Doritos bags and their Mountain Dew bottles. So therefore it is called peasantini, a delight for misinformed people getting the worst possible gaming experience.
(Peasant 1): Hey man want to come over and play some COD on Xbox later. (Peasant 2): Yeah man I'm gunna bring some peasantini, it only adds to the "cinematic experience"
peasantini by Tharonis January 1, 2015

Peasant-mobile

A type of vehicle in which a peasant would drive to disguise their peasant nature. It is often found that Maserati's are the most common choice of peasant-mobile because of their flashy looks, Chrysler like interior, and lack luster performance.
Guy 1: Hey I just got a new car!
Guy 2: It better not be a peasant-mobile...
Guy 1: haha I would never degrade myself like that.

Console Peasant 

Someone who plays on consoles but does not acknowledge the far superiority of PC gaming, and will not accept valid facts from PC gamers on why PC is better.
KEEP IN MIND: Someone can like console gaming and prefer it more than PC gaming but still knows the superiority of PC gaming. That makes them a console player not a console peasent.
CONSOLE PEASENT: PC sucks console is better than PC in every way.
PC gamer: *States facts on why PC is better*
CONSOLE PEASENT: FUCK YOU U CUNT THE HUMAN EYE CAN'T SEE PAST 1 FPS.
PC gamer: Stop being such a Console Peasant and grow some balls.
Console Peasant by Badboy17 XxX June 14, 2017

Console Peasant 

An uninformed, unenlightened console "gamer" who does not acknowledge the supreme power and affordability of a PC over a console. These heathens not only live in denial, claiming their consoles have hardware superior to a PC, but also shun the ever shining light of lord and savior Gaben. Gaben is love and Gaben is life. Praise his eternal soul, and let him enlighten console peasants around the world.

In the wild, console peasants can be found talking in slanderous ways of the PC and PC gamers, claiming their consoles are more powerful than a PC, and also commonly claiming the human eye can only perceive 30 FPS and not the 60 enjoyed commonly by PC gamers.

The best way to enlighten a peasant is to first tell them of the cheaper price of video games for PC, which can be found on Steam at a fraction of the price paid by console gamers. Then, proceed to tell then about building a PC, tell them of how simple the process is, and how even for the price of a console they can build a superior PC. It is important to direct them then to /r/buildapc on Reddit.

Finally, enlighten them by sending them to /r/PCMasterrace on reddit. From then on they will receive the blessings of Gaben and become a member of the PCMasterrace.

Praise Gaben, he is love and he is life.
"I recently converted to the PCMasterrace after getting tired of hearing "I fuked ur mom" from console peasants on Xbox Live."

"Go forth and enlighten thy console peasants with the holy light of Gaben"

"The only good peasant is a converted peasant."
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