The act of putting a dorito on a liquor glass filled with Mountain Dew. It is called peasantini because the company that makes the products is paid by Microsoft to heavily advertise the Xbox One (which is an inferior, shitty machine that ruins gaming and is made for peasants) on their Doritos bags and their Mountain Dew bottles. So therefore it is called peasantini, a delight for misinformed people getting the worst possible gaming experience.
(Peasant 1): Hey man want to come over and play some COD on Xbox later. (Peasant 2): Yeah man I'm gunna bring some peasantini, it only adds to the "cinematic experience"
by Tharonis January 1, 2015
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1. Ruffle that bitches hair.
2. Ejaculate on said bitch's hair.
3. Ruffle the hair some more.
1. Ruffle that bitches hair.
2. Ejaculate on said bitch's hair.
3. Ruffle the hair some more.
by SWSEEL ANDIE September 27, 2008
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I can't afford digital cable, but I still get some good shows with the rabbit ears on peasantvision.
by imav January 14, 2005
Get the peasantvision mug.An alliance of peasants forged to dominate any country with a large population of peasants willing to rise up against their government for the sake of inferiority. Their strategy for conquest is assaults on a series of random targets around the globe failing to take advantage of any strategic positions and never conquering any great amount of territory in a single area. Their deity is the butter atop all great mountains and preferred weapon is a plastic butter knife.
When Peasantopia mounts assault on laos the peasants pull together to hurl themselves upon the laotian armies until the massive piles of their decaying bodies cause their enemies to choke to death in a kill ratio of aproximately 1000 peasant lives to a single laotian.
by Sexy Beast002 July 19, 2010
Get the Peasantopia mug.Postmodern televised redux of the medieval bread and circus, and capitalist propaganda arm for established business elite. This medium focuses heavily on highly funded advertisements, blatant disinformation, sophomoric content, and other diversionary programming of little cultural value. Peasantvision predominantly serves hidden interest groups and functions to blur distinctions between information, entertainment and advertising in order to corporately engineer consumer conformity, mass ignorance and submission to commercial hierarchies. Pejoratively named peasantvision due to the relatively low socio-economic status of its most frequent users.
The wonders of peasantvision have let Americans enjoy stimulating and life changing events like the birth of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, the plight of OJ Simpson and the neverending sexual high-jinks of Paris Hilton.
by J0e_B October 12, 2007
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The wonders of peasantvision have let Americans enjoy stimulating and life changing events like the birth of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, the plight of OJ Simpson and the neverending sexual high-jinks of Paris Hilton.
by J0e_B October 11, 2007
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