peasantini 

The act of putting a dorito on a liquor glass filled with Mountain Dew. It is called peasantini because the company that makes the products is paid by Microsoft to heavily advertise the Xbox One (which is an inferior, shitty machine that ruins gaming and is made for peasants) on their Doritos bags and their Mountain Dew bottles. So therefore it is called peasantini, a delight for misinformed people getting the worst possible gaming experience.

(Peasant 1): Hey man want to come over and play some COD on Xbox later. (Peasant 2): Yeah man I'm gunna bring some peasantini, it only adds to the "cinematic experience"

peasantini by Tharonis January 1, 2015

Pheasanting 

Proper Pheasanting Techniques:

1. Ruffle that bitches hair.
2. Ejaculate on said bitch's hair.
3. Ruffle the hair some more.

I hope she gets some Head and Shoulders for that pheasant!

Pheasanting is a great moisturizer.

Pheasanting by SWSEEL ANDIE September 27, 2008

peasantvision 

Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription.

I can't afford digital cable, but I still get some good shows with the rabbit ears on peasantvision.

peasantvision by imav January 14, 2005

Peasantopia 

An alliance of peasants forged to dominate any country with a large population of peasants willing to rise up against their government for the sake of inferiority. Their strategy for conquest is assaults on a series of random targets around the globe failing to take advantage of any strategic positions and never conquering any great amount of territory in a single area. Their deity is the butter atop all great mountains and preferred weapon is a plastic butter knife.

When Peasantopia mounts assault on laos the peasants pull together to hurl themselves upon the laotian armies until the massive piles of their decaying bodies cause their enemies to choke to death in a kill ratio of aproximately 1000 peasant lives to a single laotian.

Peasantopia by Sexy Beast002 July 19, 2010

peasantvision 

Postmodern televised redux of the medieval bread and circus, and capitalist propaganda arm for established business elite. This medium focuses heavily on highly funded advertisements, blatant disinformation, sophomoric content, and other diversionary programming of little cultural value. Peasantvision predominantly serves hidden interest groups and functions to blur distinctions between information, entertainment and advertising in order to corporately engineer consumer conformity, mass ignorance and submission to commercial hierarchies. Pejoratively named peasantvision due to the relatively low socio-economic status of its most frequent users.

The wonders of peasantvision have let Americans enjoy stimulating and life changing events like the birth of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, the plight of OJ Simpson and the neverending sexual high-jinks of Paris Hilton.

peasantvision by J0e_B October 12, 2007

peasantvision 

Postmodern electronic-media redux of the medieval bread and circus, and capitalist propaganda arm for western-entrenched power elite. This medium focuses heavily on mega-funded advertising, blatant disinformation, sophomoric narratives and realities, and other diversionary programming of little cultural value. Peasantvision predominantly serves commercial interests and functions to blur distinctions between facets of information and entertainment in order to corporately engineer consumer conformity, cultural arrogance, mass ignorance and submission to exploitive hierarchies. Pejoratively named peasantvision due to the relatively low socio-economic status of its most frequent users.

The wonders of peasantvision have let Americans enjoy stimulating and life changing events like the birth of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, the plight of OJ Simpson and the neverending sexual high-jinks of Paris Hilton.

peasantvision by J0e_B October 11, 2007

Peasantonian 

To be a peasantonian is to be the highest degree of a peasant.

You know Hampton? Yeah, he’s a peasantonian!

Peasantonian by OrgnlGangsta10 February 19, 2021