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Loch Ness Peaker
A turd that rears its ugly head from the shitter like Nelly or Champ and emits a stank that makes you mini-puke in your mouth.
Loch Ness Peaker by beeyatch December 16, 2004
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PeanerWacker
PeanerWacker by GlizzyWRLD November 2, 2020
High Peaker
An endearing term given to a male member of the human species that enjoys the occasional sodamisation (I.e the giver of an anal act of intercourse)
High Peaker by runasimpleexample1 June 12, 2012
package peaker
A guy that checks out another guy's package (dick and balls) to see how they stack up against his own. Package peaking most commonly takes place in gym locker rooms and public restrooms.
Duder 1: "What the fuck? Did you just look at my dick man?"
Duder 2: "No way, I ain't a package peaker dude."
Duder 1: "Yes you did! After I finish shaking my dick off, I'm gonna kick your ass."
Duder 2: "No way, I ain't a package peaker dude."
Duder 1: "Yes you did! After I finish shaking my dick off, I'm gonna kick your ass."
package peaker by westfalia December 29, 2009
Peaner
Peaner by Shana Salisha November 11, 2005
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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