beeyatch's definitions

Loch Ness Peaker

A turd that rears its ugly head from the shitter like Nelly or Champ and emits a stank that makes you mini-puke in your mouth.

Yo dude, check out that shit. It's peakin out of the water like the Loch Ness monster.

by beeyatch December 16, 2004

pubing

A contest of pulling out the most pubes and putting them on the back of a urinal.

Yo dude. I just pubed that toilet. I bet you can't get more than twelve on the back of that American standard.

by beeyatch December 16, 2004