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Peacock
Normally an English gentleman - Dresses smartly and to an untrained eye has the look of a preppy - They have exceptional etiquette and are from wealthy backgrounds - Peacock's have class.
They don't shop for Jack Wills or try to follow the trend - they have a unique style.
They don't shop for Jack Wills or try to follow the trend - they have a unique style.
Peacock by WhynotMike? February 3, 2010
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peacock
verb: To dress in flashy or outlandish clothing to attract women.
alternately: To show off for women.
alternately: To show off for women.
peacock by Vomitorium December 28, 2005
peacock
A person (usually male) dressing, acting or talking in a way to draw an access amount of attention to themselves usually deriving from a lack of attention as a child, a bit of ego-mania and causing surrounding onlookers to hate their fucking guts.
It's the adult equivalent of saying, "Hey mom, look at me. Look at me! LOOK AT ME! Watch what I can do!"
The peacock can take many forms. This can be a Jersey shore asshole or a hipster fuck. Multiple polos with the collars up or massive ears plugs and tattoos on the neck. The result is the same.
It's the adult equivalent of saying, "Hey mom, look at me. Look at me! LOOK AT ME! Watch what I can do!"
The peacock can take many forms. This can be a Jersey shore asshole or a hipster fuck. Multiple polos with the collars up or massive ears plugs and tattoos on the neck. The result is the same.
Dude 1: Why is that guy wearing a top hat in the bar?
Dude 2: Because he's a peacock motherfucker
During a conversation at a party:
Guy 1 to guy 2: Fuck, man. Last night work was a nightmare. Right when I was about to get off work my boss came in and said...
Peacock with his shirt off: (walks through conversation) Hey guys, you see anything you like??
Guy 1: No. So anyways, my boss says...
Peacock: (rubs nipples) Are you sure you don't see anything you like?!?!
Guy 1: Shut the fuck up, you peacock-motherfucker before I punch you in the dick
Dude 2: Because he's a peacock motherfucker
During a conversation at a party:
Guy 1 to guy 2: Fuck, man. Last night work was a nightmare. Right when I was about to get off work my boss came in and said...
Peacock with his shirt off: (walks through conversation) Hey guys, you see anything you like??
Guy 1: No. So anyways, my boss says...
Peacock: (rubs nipples) Are you sure you don't see anything you like?!?!
Guy 1: Shut the fuck up, you peacock-motherfucker before I punch you in the dick
peacock by jakedillryla December 31, 2011
peacock
A guy who acts normal around people he knows/is used to but gets loud and starts acting like a douche (similar to a peacock in mating season) when around, but not limited to, attractive women. This can also apply to women but that term would be defined as shecock.
Last night Phil saw this hot chick in Starbuck's and he was about to make his move on her until this total douche came along and started being a peacock. Needless to say she ran off and he was left watching bestiality mongoose porn again...
peacock by Bobby Dowell March 18, 2008
Peacock
A very flamboyant gay man. He wears many bright colors and may have quite the strut. not a derogatory term, but fitting for many of the flashy men that march in pride parades.
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